Nicole Richie Gives Birth To A Sparrow. This Is Sadly Not A Lie. Admit it - when Nicole Richie called her last baby Harlow, you were worried. Harlow's a good crappy name, but not a great crappy name. But, Nicole Richie, welcome back to the table. You were on the ropes for a while - because calling a baby Harlow is almost like calling it Emma or another dirty civilian name. But, God bless you Nicole Richie, you weren't deterred by your failure. Instead you got pregnant again and promised to give your next baby the stupidest name possible. Ladies and gentlemen, may we introduce you to Sparrow James Midnight Madden. For crying out loud.

Some Nimrod Gets Nicole Richie Pregnant Again Are you a fan of Nicole Richie and a fan of the band Good Charlotte? Then have we got some news for you! You like bad music and you're an idiot. There. Oh, and also Nicole Richie's pregnant again. We probably should have done that bit of news first, in retrospect. But anyway, Nicole Ritchie has announced that she's pregnant with her second baby by Joel Madden. We don't know if this pregnancy was planned or accidental, but rumour has it that pregnancy is the only way that Joel Madden can stop Nicole Richie from disappearing when she turns sideways.

Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie: Almost Sort Of Sisters-In-Law

Good Charlotte were an awful band, right? We weren't just imagining that, were we?

Because for a gang of pointless sub Blink 182 pop-punk gormloids, Good Charlotte members have managed to score themselves some fairly high profile girlfriends. Joel Madden from the band famously got Nicole Richie pregnant, and now his brother Benji has wound up dating Paris Hilton.

We know. We're just two small marriages away from Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie becoming related. And we're fairly sure that'll bring about the end of the world in Ghostbusters Gatekeeper/ Keymaster scenario. Nicole being Rick Moranis, obviously.

Nicole Richie’s Baby Girl Just As Tiny As Her Mother

While a lot of fuss has been made about Christina Aguilera's baby, let's not forget that Nicole Richie also had a baby this weekend.

In fact, the birth of Nicole Richie's baby daughter was probably even more spectacular than the Aguilera birth because, by pushing six pounds and seven ounces out her body all at once, Nicole Richie managed to lose three fifths of her bodyweight almost instantly.

And, oh yeah, the father of the baby says that it looks like Nicole Richie. That was going to be our original point.