There comes a point in every celebrity’s life where they look around them and think “You know what would improve this broken shell of a planet? An album by me.”
And most of the time, they literally couldn’t be any more wrong. Just look at Heidi Montag from The Hills. She spent $2 million of her own money making an album, and last week it turned out that she’d only managed to sell 658 of the buggers. What we suppose we’re trying to say is this – ahahhahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahaha haha hahahahahahahahaha Heidi Montag is an idiot.
But she’s not the only one. Here, for your… no, enjoyment isn’t the right word, are the top ten celebrity music careers that started badly and only got worse…
Never let it be said that we of hecklerspray are ever anything but right all the time. ALL THE TIME*.
