Like everyone else, we were praying that Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle would get married and have kids.
We don’t want to see them happy, you understand. No, it’s because Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle have both got massive eyebrows and so their offspring would end up freakishly hairy, and we’d be allowed to chase it into the forest with pitchforks and torches as a result. But that dream is over – Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle have split up.
Still, Joe Jonas took the news like a man – a man who openly weeps at his own concerts. Video? Oh yes.
