Articles tagged with: Jodie Marsh
GUEST BLOGGER: The Four Biggest Copycat Culprits
Ladies and gentlemen, may we present Josh Burt from the staggeringly good Interestment.co.uk... Whilst the legal implications are slight, everyone knows that copycatting is disgusting, an insult to humanity - and yet it goes completely unpunished. Every day, you probably stroll past two, perhaps three, copycats on a simple trip to a local shop for some condoms. Well, enough is enough. We have scoured the history books, and discovered the four most despicable copycatting crimes of the last fifty years...
Ladies and gentlemen, may we present Josh Burt from the staggeringly good Interestment.co.uk... Whilst the legal implications are slight, everyone knows that copycatting is disgusting, an insult to humanity - and yet it goes completely unpunished. Every day, you probably stroll past two, perhaps three, copycats on a simple trip to a local shop for some condoms. Well, enough is enough. We have scoured the history books, and discovered the four most despicable copycatting crimes of the last fifty years...
Attention All Blokes: Jodie Marsh Wants Your Sperm Juice
In what can only be described as another attempt to gain some publicity and prove she’s still relevant to society, Jodie Marsh has decided to become a lesbian. No, we don’t really care either. But wait! The craziness of Jodie Marsh gets even, er… better. The woman shaved her lover's initials into her scalp. Now the whole world knows how much of a loved-up dyke she is! But, really, is that the best you can do, Jodie? Sculpting the letters into her pubes would have caused us to maybe bat our eyelids for a few seconds at least. But without a man around, who will open her jars of mustard or change her lightbulbs? No-one, that’s who. Girls can’t do those sorts of things. Nor can they get themselves pregnant. That’s why Jodie is calling upon all bloke/perverts to masturbate furiously into a baked bean tin and send the results to her in the post.
In what can only be described as another attempt to gain some publicity and prove she’s still relevant to society, Jodie Marsh has decided to become a lesbian. No, we don’t really care either. But wait! The craziness of Jodie Marsh gets even, er… better. The woman shaved her lover's initials into her scalp. Now the whole world knows how much of a loved-up dyke she is! But, really, is that the best you can do, Jodie? Sculpting the letters into her pubes would have caused us to maybe bat our eyelids for a few seconds at least. But without a man around, who will open her jars of mustard or change her lightbulbs? No-one, that’s who. Girls can’t do those sorts of things. Nor can they get themselves pregnant. That’s why Jodie is calling upon all bloke/perverts to masturbate furiously into a baked bean tin and send the results to her in the post.
