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What do a prostitute, a cannibal, and Yale University have in common? Jodie Foster.

When Foster appeared as a teenage prostitute in 1976’s Taxi Driver, she caught the eye of John Hinckley, Jr., a mentally disturbed man who would later attempt to assassinate President Ronald Reagan in a bid to gain Foster’s love. Whatever happened to flowers and chocolate?

After graduating from Yale University, Foster returned to acting, starring in The Accused, a role for which she won an Oscar. Shortly after that, she was cast in the role she would become most famous for — FBI trainee Clarice Starling in 1991’s Silence of the Lambs.

Jodie Foster Is Now a Mrs

April 26th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Jodie Foster only just came out last year to the world, surprising the dozen or so people left who didn’t realize she was into beavers and Bermuda length shorts.? In her “coming out” speech, she made sure to thank to her long time girlfriend, whom she had recently cheated on, for taking care of their kids and calling her a “righteous soul sister” which I think means “world’s best stoner partner.”

And even while two decades and two children couldn’t make Jodie want to put a ring on it, she has decided to take that plunge with her girlfriend of less than a year. That has got to sting.

Jodie Foster is An Awesome Actress and A Huge Lesbian

January 15th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Did anyone not know that Jodie Foster’s a lesbian? I thought it was common knowledge. Last night at the Golden Globe Awards, she addressed her homosexuality in a bizarre, circular way that caused saps like Anne Hathaway to weep, fellow lesbians like Rosie O?Donnell to bask in their collective girl power, and swarms of activists to bitch that she hadn’t done it sooner.

Well, relax. She's done it now. And yes, it's certainly brave of her ? of anyone ? to publicly (or privately) acknowledge their homosexuality, but to me it seems much more controversial that Jodie publicly acknowledged her friendship with that raging asshole Mel Gibson.

Top 5 Most Scary Celebrity Stalker Experiences

November 1st, 2012 By Nic Ferguson

Earlier this year, Halle Berry had a stalker scare when a man scaled her fence and made his way onto her property. The police arrived; he was gone. The next day, she looked out of her kitchen window only to find the same strange man staring back at her.

Pretty fucking terrifying, right? But that guy just breaks the ice when it comes to scary celebrity stalkers. Here are a few of the craziest.

Oksana Grigorieva Demands Half A Million From Mel Gibson’s Beaver Hand

August 15th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Remember when Mel Gibson was a Beaverless actor who wasn’t thought of as a racist, woman slapping basket case? Remember those days? Everyone liked him and he was the only famous Australian in the world.

Sadly for Mel, there’s loads of famous Australians who don’t terrify women and have buck-toothed rodents welded onto their arms now, leaving him looking pretty daft indeed.

And this is all thanks to his very public and incredibly messy split with Oksana Grigorieva. She’s so hurt by Gibbo’s fall from grace that she wants $500,000 for the trauma it has caused. Not her though. She’s fine. It’s the trauma caused to her 14-year-old son Sasha who everyone is mercilessly bullying thanks to being associated with two humans who give us all incredible amounts of ammunition, mercifully.

Jodie Foster Just Can’t Understand Why People Hate New Mel Gibson Film

May 18th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Would you believe it! The new Mel Gibson movie, The Beaver, isn’t getting too great a reception, taking in a paltry ?64,000 at the box office. Seriously. Charlie Sheen spends that on coke before he’s even had his breakfast.

And the producer of the film, Jodie Foster, can’t quite fathom what is to blame for the lukewarm response.

Could it be something to do with the fact that the public’s general consensus of Gibson is that he’s a wife-slapping, Jew-hating, N-bomb dropping nutter who is thoroughly dislikeable in every single way and that, perhaps she may have had more joy if she’d cast Robert Mugabe in the lead role? Well, this totally isn’t the case if you ask Foster.

Mel Gibson To Star In The Hangover 2 Despite Being Mental

October 19th, 2010 By Si Sharp

Mel Gibson. It's the measure of a man?s charm when you can behave as badly as he has and still be quite so popular. On the one alleged hand you have alleged infidelity, alleged domestic abuse, alleged anti-semitism, alleged alcoholism, and the first mainstream S&M film to claim the moral high ground.

On the other hand you have Mad Max 2 and drunkenly calling a cop ?sugar tits?, which whilst being morally repugnant, was comedically pleasing.

Go on admit it. You?d like a call a policewoman ?sugar tits? wouldn't you? Consequences and a century of feminist progression be damned!

Relax Everyone! There’s No Oscar Curse!

March 19th, 2010 By Josh Burt

Right, everyone needs to calm down. Get a nice sweet tea, run yourself a hot bath, sprinkle rose petals around the house. Allow your clothes to slide gently from your body, and dab sprinkles of baby oil onto your thighs. That's it.?Mmm, feel?the soft breeze leaping and dancing around your underpants.

Now?put on that Best of Alexander O?Neal compilation that was specifically designed to soothe you. And relax. Relaxed??Then?listen carefully – there isn't an Oscar curse. That's right. Shhhhh?

Yes, it's true that Sandra Bullock?s wholesome life partner MIGHT have spent a few long evenings smearing his podgy sausage hands all over a woman with tatts on her bosoms, but this could have been going on for AGES. Even during Sandra?s period in the desert when she was just another non-Oscar winner. A nobody.

As for the others ? Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts, the one who was a boy in that film about being confused ? they were all probably just terrible wives.

Now wake the hell up, because here?s something really uplifting! It's a handful of beautiful thespians who still have husbands/lesbian partners, despite winning an Oscar! See? There's no hex! You're so SWEET with your silly craziness.

The Greatest Living Lesbians

June 11th, 2009 By Josh Burt

All of a sudden everyone’s bisexual, everyone.

The Big Brother people, Megan Fox, the one from Black Eyed Peas – everyone. Unfortunately, we’re not impressed one jot, because, frankly, being bisexual is a doddle. The ones we really look up to are the lesbians. And to prove it, here’s a list of the greatest lesbians walking the earth…

Jodie Foster’s Stalker Doesn’t Get To Blow Up Those Airports

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Stalkers, it's time to raise your game – boxes of dead flowers and jizz-covered photos just won't cut it anymore, not now that Jodie Foster's stalker wants to blow up some airports.

OK, before we get too ahead of ourselves, let's make it clear that the man in question is only Jodie Foster's alleged stalker and that he's only been arrested on suspicion of threatening to blow up just one airport in a handwritten letter.

But either way, Jodie Foster gets all the luck, doesn't she. Never mind blowing up an airports, we'd be happy enough if someone just wanted to trump in a monkey's eye to prove their love for us.