Poor Lindsay Lohan. She doesn’t seem to have a friend in the world apart from that bottle of beer that constantly encourages her to take of its lid and slurp down its tasty goodness.
Of course, a pending spell in prison will seriously throw anyone’s career into doubt. Still, at least she didn’t pick the incriminating threat route like Mel Gibson.
However, having a career is a necessity to prolonging your ability to stay in the limelight. Somehow, Lindsay Lohan has done this by having such mega hits as Mean Girls behind her. Surely becoming an overnight lesbian and modern day Laurel and Hardy with girlfriend Samantha Ronson wouldn’t end in tears? Oh, wait it did. But that hasn’t stopped Samantha Ronson from defending poor Lindsay against all the haters, especially nasty Joan Rivers.
What is the one thing The Apprentice has taught us? That’s right, that emotion has no place in the business environment.
And that’s probably why Joan Rivers won Celebrity Apprentice last night – thanks to all the plastic surgery she’s had, the only emotion she can ever properly display is a kind of constant resigned shock. But let’s stick to the point here – Joan Rivers won Celebrity Apprentice last night.
So congratulations, Joan Rivers – you’re now officially as good as Piers Morgan. Please celebrate this fact in the appropriate way, by which we mean either sobbing relentlessly or haplessly attempting suicide.
For the unemployed of the land or students suffering a hangover from the night before, you will have seen Loose Women.
No, it’s not a programme on prostitutes or any other sort of muckiness, it's in fact an hour of programming aimed at the ladies of the land. No knitting or cooking tips are passed on, instead it's four middle-aged hags bleating on about how crap men are and disturbing incites in to their own personal lives.
It’s a pretty boring show, but live TV is always made better when someone swears. Especially when it comes from a loudmouth American. And what better person to fit this description than Joan Rivers. Despite being told the show was live, she still gave her opinion on Gladiator Russell Crowe.
You can thank us for one minute and eight seconds you’ve just wasted from watching this clip.
Poor Lindsay Lohan. She doesn’t seem to have a friend in the world apart from that bottle of beer that constantly encourages her to take of its lid and slurp down its tasty goodness. 
What is the one thing The Apprentice has taught us? That’s right, that emotion has no place in the business environment.
