Articles tagged with: Jim Carrey
Yes Man’s Weekend Box Office Success Attributed To Festive Drunkenness
Actually, that headline hasn't been proved - Yes Man could have topped the weekend box office for any reason - but we're just being logical. Actually, come to think of it again, we do know why Yes Man topped the weekend box office - nostalgia. A movie where Jim Carrey isn't blatantly gunning for an Oscar or playing a cackheaded number-obsessed maniac is a throwback to his golden age. That means the weekend box office success of Yes Man sends a clear message to Jim Carrey - that message is 'Dance, monkey-boy, dance! Pull a funny face! Ha ha, look at stupid monkey-boy Jim Carrey's funny face!'
Actually, that headline hasn't been proved - Yes Man could have topped the weekend box office for any reason - but we're just being logical. Actually, come to think of it again, we do know why Yes Man topped the weekend box office - nostalgia. A movie where Jim Carrey isn't blatantly gunning for an Oscar or playing a cackheaded number-obsessed maniac is a throwback to his golden age. That means the weekend box office success of Yes Man sends a clear message to Jim Carrey - that message is 'Dance, monkey-boy, dance! Pull a funny face! Ha ha, look at stupid monkey-boy Jim Carrey's funny face!'
Britney Spears Goes Out, Shockingly Doesn’t Look A Mess
There are several ways to realise that Britney Spears has been in a bad way lately - one of them is to have eyes and/or ears. Another way is to read the news today. You see, Britney Spears turned up at a charity party at Jim Carrey's house this weekend not looking as if she'd spent the last month wide awake and screaming at the ceiling. And that's a news story, apparently. Of course it is - we all care about Britney Spears, so it goes without saying that everything she does should be held up as a shining example of what other mentally unwell, legally unfit mothers can be capable of with a nice dress, some expensive hair and make-up and a brief appearance at a movie star's fancy charity party.
There are several ways to realise that Britney Spears has been in a bad way lately - one of them is to have eyes and/or ears. Another way is to read the news today. You see, Britney Spears turned up at a charity party at Jim Carrey's house this weekend not looking as if she'd spent the last month wide awake and screaming at the ceiling. And that's a news story, apparently. Of course it is - we all care about Britney Spears, so it goes without saying that everything she does should be held up as a shining example of what other mentally unwell, legally unfit mothers can be capable of with a nice dress, some expensive hair and make-up and a brief appearance at a movie star's fancy charity party.
Hecklerspray Oddities: Jim Carrey As Jay Leno
The early '90s, eh? Who can forget those heady days of Global Hypercolour t-shirts, Monster In My Pocket collectible figurines and Channel 4's Red Light Zone? Jesus - who on Earth can forget Channel 4's Red Light Zone? Certainly not anyone who was entering adolescence and had a portable TV set in their room, that's for sure. Why are we waffling on about ...
The early '90s, eh? Who can forget those heady days of Global Hypercolour t-shirts, Monster In My Pocket collectible figurines and Channel 4's Red Light Zone? Jesus - who on Earth can forget Channel 4's Red Light Zone? Certainly not anyone who was entering adolescence and had a portable TV set in their room, that's for sure. Why are we waffling on about ...
Jim Carrey Marches For Boy-Love Or Something
Imagine how awesome it'd be if Jim Carrey was your dad. Wait, did we say 'awesome'? We meant 'soul-draining'. We'd imagine that Jim Carrey would be the sort of parent who makes your friends say "Wow, your dad is so cool!" forcing you to explain to them that waking up every morning knowing that you're about to be subjected to a tedious 45-minute comic improvisational display involving a spoon and pair of slippers has made your life a sheer unrelenting hell on earth. Anyway, Jim Carrey does have a son - a six-year-old autistic boy called Evan. And even though Evan isn't his and he's not married to the woman who gave birth to Evan, Jim Carrey's just gone on a march and told a magazine that Evan has 'taught him how to love', something that must bring tears of joy to the eyes of Jim Carrey's 20-year-old biological daughter.
Imagine how awesome it'd be if Jim Carrey was your dad. Wait, did we say 'awesome'? We meant 'soul-draining'. We'd imagine that Jim Carrey would be the sort of parent who makes your friends say "Wow, your dad is so cool!" forcing you to explain to them that waking up every morning knowing that you're about to be subjected to a tedious 45-minute comic improvisational display involving a spoon and pair of slippers has made your life a sheer unrelenting hell on earth. Anyway, Jim Carrey does have a son - a six-year-old autistic boy called Evan. And even though Evan isn't his and he's not married to the woman who gave birth to Evan, Jim Carrey's just gone on a march and told a magazine that Evan has 'taught him how to love', something that must bring tears of joy to the eyes of Jim Carrey's 20-year-old biological daughter.
