Jewellery looks good against human skin doesn’t it? Unless of course, your complexion is similar to freshly opened feta cheese. With ringworm.
Yep, Pete Doherty, who has 5000 GCSEs, is a man who could make the loveliest item of jewellery look like smack-head’s tinfoil down a grid.
But that isn’t stopping the Libertines dingus from launching a luxury jewellery collection alongside former Cartier designer Hannah Martin, who you may remember as being really annoying in Neighbours some years ago. Read More >>>
Paris Hilton is a woman of incredible vengeance – she didn’t get this powerful because everyone in her family is a billionaire.
Oh, wait, yes she did. Our mistake. Anyway, Paris Hilton has has jewellery worth $2 million burgled from her bedroom and she’s furious about it. And that intense fury has led Paris to come to one conclusion: that the burglar had been in her bedroom before.
So now the police are drawing up a suspect list based on all the men who have ever been in Paris Hilton’s bedroom. Something tells us we’re going to here a while, people.
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What do you give the girl who has everything? How loads of jewellery – because if that girl is Paris Hilton, it’s all been nicked.
Paris Hilton has been burgled, with the thief bagging jewellery worth up to $2 million. But more fool the burglar, we say, because he’ll have to go a long way before he finds anyone who’ll pay that much for jewellery that tacky-looking.
It’s Paris Hilton we feel sorry for – this has to rank as the most violated and vulnerable she’s ever felt. Or at least the most violated and vulnerable she’s ever felt without a man’s penis stuffed into her gaping mouth.
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