Articles tagged with: jewellery
Paris Hilton Thinks Her Booty Was Ransacked From The Inside
Paris Hilton is a woman of incredible vengeance - she didn't get this powerful because everyone in her family is a billionaire. Oh, wait, yes she did. Our mistake. Anyway, Paris Hilton has has jewellery worth $2 million burgled from her bedroom and she's furious about it. And that intense fury has led Paris to come to one conclusion: that the burglar had been in her bedroom before. So now the police are drawing up a suspect list based on all the men who have ever been in Paris Hilton's bedroom. Something tells us we're going to here a while, people.
Paris Hilton is a woman of incredible vengeance - she didn't get this powerful because everyone in her family is a billionaire. Oh, wait, yes she did. Our mistake. Anyway, Paris Hilton has has jewellery worth $2 million burgled from her bedroom and she's furious about it. And that intense fury has led Paris to come to one conclusion: that the burglar had been in her bedroom before. So now the police are drawing up a suspect list based on all the men who have ever been in Paris Hilton's bedroom. Something tells us we're going to here a while, people.
Paris Hilton Gets Her Booty Ransacked, Again
What do you give the girl who has everything? How loads of jewellery - because if that girl is Paris Hilton, it's all been nicked. Paris Hilton has been burgled, with the thief bagging jewellery worth up to $2 million. But more fool the burglar, we say, because he'll have to go a long way before he finds anyone who'll pay that much for jewellery that tacky-looking. It's Paris Hilton we feel sorry for - this has to rank as the most violated and vulnerable she's ever felt. Or at least the most violated and vulnerable she's ever felt without a man's penis stuffed into her gaping mouth.
What do you give the girl who has everything? How loads of jewellery - because if that girl is Paris Hilton, it's all been nicked. Paris Hilton has been burgled, with the thief bagging jewellery worth up to $2 million. But more fool the burglar, we say, because he'll have to go a long way before he finds anyone who'll pay that much for jewellery that tacky-looking. It's Paris Hilton we feel sorry for - this has to rank as the most violated and vulnerable she's ever felt. Or at least the most violated and vulnerable she's ever felt without a man's penis stuffed into her gaping mouth.
