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Michael Jackson’s Son Lets Family Down By Showing Pre-Court Nerves

September 27th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The Jackson family are born performers aren’t they? Those that numbered up the Jackson 5 all loved the limelight and, in later years, so did Papa Joe with that belt-brandishing look in his eye and, of course, world-weary mother Katherine.

We also got LaToya and Janet thrown in for free too, which is nice. Not to mention the champion hurdler Colin and Hobbit botherer, Peter.

What a family! However, Michael Jackson’s son is not like the rest of his clan. He’s ‘nervous’ about testifying in the trial related to his dad’s death.

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Michael Jackson Jurors Selected In The Dr. Conrad Murray Moonwalking For Justice Trial

September 26th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, roll up for what promises to be the greatest court case spectacle that the world has ever seen!

In the UK, we only get hastily sketched drawings of court proceedings, sometimes making us think that cartoon characters actually carry out heinous crimes. But in America, good old fashioned family time can be spent watching an alleged murderer on TV! AMAZING!

we're not sure if the court case brought against Dr. Conrad Murray will suffer a similar fate, but after endless delays and arguments, the trial is set to go ahead. No doubt it'll drag on forever and the eventual outcome will be appealed, but for now, everything is running correctly. One of the most difficult tasks was the jury selection process and, after months of screening potential jurors, twelve have been selected. Are there any questionable doubts? Of course there are, stupid. It is a Michael Jackson trial after all.

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Aaron Carter Sampled Michael Jackson’s Jesus Juice (And Possibly More)

July 1st, 2011 By Kris Silver

Aaron CarterThere was a time, not so long ago, when Justin Bieber didn't exist. It's hard to believe we know, but it's true. ?But who did you have to provide annoying bubblegum pop that sent tweenage girls hearts a flutter?? We hear you ask.

The answer is simple, Aaron Carter. He was the brother of a Backstreet Boy, wore a backwards baseball cap and he had Bieber?s trademark mix of a baby face, blond hair and an unthreatening charm that saw him climb the charts with such sweet puppy love anthems as, ?I Want Candy,? and, ?Crazy Little Party Girl.?

Naturally all of this made him a target for Michael Jackson.

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