In case you’re not in the know because you don’t get Us Weekly updates to your phone like I do, Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan split up after like a million years of marriage and it was super sad but apparently very amicable. Now Channing is dating singer Jessie J and Jenna is dating some non-famous dude and all seems to be well.
All except for the fact that for some fucking reason the internet has decided to constantly post side-by-side pics of Jenna and Jessie and debate over who is prettier. And guess what? Neither of these women are here for this shit.