Sean Penn’s had tough year – his protracted divorce must have left him feeling emotionally exhausted, a shell of a… hang on.
Sean Penn’s bonking a model? A Sports Illustrated model who’s easily young enough to be his daughter? Oh. Apparently Sean Penn was seen with Jessica White last weekend, leading to speculation that his divorce is final.
True, it’s also led to speculation that Sean Penn is going through a gigantic mid-life crisis and the next thing you know he’ll have grown a ponytail, bought a pair of leather trousers and pretended to like N-Dubz, but that’s by the by.
