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Jessica Simpson Launches World’s Most Unfortunately-Timed Perfume

by Stuart Heritage on July 30, 2009 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo, Fancy Love, Jessica Simpson Tony Romo SplitHere’s a recap – Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have split up, and Tony has banned Jessica from his house.

Pretty humiliating, huh? Still, at least that’s as bad as things can get for Jessica Simpson, right? Because, come on, it’s not as if Jessica Simpson had spent months preparing to launch a new perfume inspired by her deep love for Tony Romo, is it? And it’s not like she was going to call it anything as retrospectively stupid as Fancy Love. Only a genuine idiot would do a thing as dumb as that.

What? Why has everyone gone quiet? Oh.

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Jessica Simpson/ Tony Romo Split: Let’s Blame The Creepy Dad!

by Stuart Heritage on July 15, 2009 2 Comments

Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson Tony Romo split, Joe SimpsonWhy did Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo split up? There are countless possible reasons, too many to list.

But only one of them is hilarious. So let’s go with that. Reports are suggesting that Tomy Romo ran away from Jessica Simpson because of her meddling, breast-fixated father, Joe Simpson. Apparently one of the factors for the split was Joe’s insistence on giving Tony endless advice about how to do his job properly.

It’s such a waste, especially when poor old Pete Wentz is crying out for advice about how to write better songs. And what a decent haircut looks like.

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