Could we have a moment’s silence for Jessica Biel? The struggle that woman has gone through. Honestly, it beggars belief.
What struggle are we talking about? Well, look at her. The poor wretch is beautiful. Do you know the endless misery that comes from having skin as clear and luminous as an angel’s teardrop? Can you understand the despair that you have to endure day after day just because both of your eyes point in the same direction? It’s a nightmare. A living nightmare.
And that’s why Jessica Biel deserves our sympathy – she’s been describing her horrifying plight to Allure.
