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Some time ago, we read comments on forums saying that Jessica Biel was too manly to be hot. She’s too muscular. She’s too squarish at the shoulders. Not enough hips. And we just have to say: you must be goddamn blind.

7th Heaven star Jessica Biel is known for her work in films like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I Now Pronouce You Chuck and Larry, The A-Team and Blade: Trinity. She’s also Justin Timberlake’s wife (as of this moment) and she’s pretty damn hot.

On a side-note, she would have been a better Electra than Jennifer Garner but we’ll never find out how that turned out.

Justin Timberlake Is Vying For Title of Hottest Dad

November 6th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

You know how Jennifer Aniston has been DEFINITELY PREGNANT like, a million times?? And every time bitch walks around in a bikini to show off her toned tummy as a big ol middle finger to everyone? Well, it’s been a similar situation for Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake, though on a smaller scale.? There have been rumors multiple times that Biel was about to add some curves to her boyish figure, but each time they have proven to be untrue.

This time around, however, there have been a few people who have slipped up by opening their big mouths and basically have confirmed that there is truth to the rumors now.? I believe nothing until Lance Bass or Joey Fatone Instagrams a congratulations in the form of an N’SYNC meme.

The Dad From 7th Heaven is Gross and Into Little Kids

October 16th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

7th Heaven was one of those shows I watched religiously (pun intended), but never told anyone because I didn’t want to look like a total square. Stephen Collins played Eric Camden on the show, the lovable dad/happily married pastor with a heart of gold?who made everyone else’s dad look shitty. Sadly, as it turns out, Charlie Sheen might’ve been a better real life dad than Stephen Collins.

5 Sexy Celebs That Are Hardly Celebs Anymore

April 16th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Hollywood has been jam packed with young, sexy celebrities who hit the scene, quickly become It Girls and Heart throbs, dominate bullshit magazines like?Seventeen, then hit their late 20s/early 30s and basically become completely insignificant, because, let’s face it, you were never that talented, just new, young, and sexy.

I mean, remember when Megan Fox was huge and like the biggest sex symbol in the world? Now who gives a fuck about her? Hashtag no one. She’s hot, but has the acting range of my great grandmother (my great grandmother is dead). You can say that all you need to make it in Hollywood is a pretty face and hot bod, but these five celebs prove that looking good sure doesn’t lead to a long career.

Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel May Have Ended Their Contract

December 31st, 2013 By Megan Leitch

?In the world of celebrity marriages, there are landmines everywhere ready to blow up and make the world judge the crap out of your relationship.? Seems Jessica Biel hit a big one recently because she didn’t show up to an after party with husband, Justin Timberlake.? Now obviously this?means they are on the verge of a World War 3 divorce battle because it couldn’t be something as simple as Biel had a particularly?shitastic visit from Aunt Flo or anything.

Of course, there is always the possibility that it was Biel’s weekend to spend?quality under the sheets time?with her “close” girl friend.

Jessica Biel Without Makeup

Elegant beauty Jessica Biel has all the girls crying after the actress snapped hunk Justin Timberlake off the market and married him in Italy.

Biel has starred in a range of genres from horrors like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre to romances New Years Eve and Valentine?s Day. Her unique pixie like looks have ranked her Esquire?s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2005 and she regularly features in hottest women polls. Looks like purposely sexing up her image in Gear magazine to get out of her 7^th Heaven contract as the preachers daughter really did propel her forward. Jessica Biel without makeup is naturally blessed.

Jessica Biel Getting Naked, Which Is Unremarkable For An Actress But You Want To Look All The Same

August 17th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Apparently, Jessica Biel was scarred by taking her clothes off in ‘Powder Blue’, a film she’s made that no-one watched. No. She’s not disrobing with a chainsaw you dolt. Her scars are emotional.

Emotional scars are the worst ones aren’t they? Mind-scabs are agony.

Anyway, despite saying that she found it “brutal” to see images of her naked body strewn across the Internet thanks to the nudey clip from the film (which you can watch over the jump if you’re unbearably lonely), she’s actually willing to do it again. That’s because she’s an actor and they sometimes take their clothes off. It’s spectacularly unremarkable news. Unremarkable news with boobs though.

Mila Kunis Is Desperate And Accepting Dates From Strangers On YouTube

July 12th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Mila Kunis clearly doesn’t think much of herself. Her self esteem is so obviously low that even we, the troglodytes of the ‘spray hovel, can feel completely superior to her. That said, she did spend a bit of time between Natalie Portman’s legs in Black Swan, whereas we have to make do with photocopies of her face with a hole poked in the mouth.

That said, Kunis used to willingly have sex with Macaulay Culkin and even we’re not that depressed and lonely.

Where we sync up is accepting sexual advances from weirdos on the internet. Jaded writers relying on the kindness of strangers is no big news, but a successful actress with a nice face? Yep. It’s true. Mila has agreed to go on a date with a US Marine sergeant who asked her out for a date on YouTube.

Mila Kunis Talks About Justin Timberlake’s Ass, While He Talks About Sex With His Mum

July 8th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, and then promptly stopped making records because there’s more money in the movies. Seeing as we don’t have a proper male pop-superstar, we can blame JT for Justin bloody Bieber.

And Mila Kunis is the woman who indulged in some lavendering with Natalie Portman in Black Swan, which will keep most of you in mucky thoughts for a lifetime.

Both of these attractive humans appear in a film called Friends With Benefits and for the most part, they’re both naked in it. Two attractive people with no clothes on. What a nice image to have in your head, which will slowly erode your sense of worth because you begin to feel more ugly with each vinegar stroke.

Justin Timberlake Isn’t Knocking His Uglies Into Olivia Wilde (He Probably Is Though)

April 6th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hey ladies and homosexual men! How many times have you imagined having some kind of sexual activity with Justin Timberlake? Sadly for you, he’s never even considered you as a conquest because you’re as ugly as a barrel of rubber Brian Sewell masks. Sorry.

No, our Justin is linked with the world’s most beautiful women, all of whom are lucky enough to be in with a shout of seeing exactly what makes up Justin’s ‘triple threat’ (stuff to do with kissing boobs, bits and bum no doubt, the mucky bugger).

However, one person who isn’t flashing her under carriage at JT is Olivia Wilde who you’ll know as being that woman from Tron or something.