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Jessica Alba Loves Her Massive Boobies Something Special

by Stuart Heritage

Now that another man’s unborn baby is living in her stomach, Jessica Alba runs the risk of alienating her biggest market – the horny teenage boy.

And while the pregnancy means that they won’t get to see Jessica Alba running around in her skimpies on film for a while, Jessica has thrown them a proverbial bone by talking at length about how big and squashy her newly-engorged boobs are.

Teenagers, don’t wank yourself into a blistered stump just yet – you haven’t exactly heard what Jessica Alba has to say yet.

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Jessica Alba Loves Being Riddled With Unborn Babies

by Stuart Heritage

You have to admire Jessica Alba – even though her pregnancy means that her career as a nubile sexpot is over, she's putting a brave face on it. In fact, she's doing more than that – Jessica Alba seems to be over the moon that she's pregnant, telling anyone who'll listen that being pregnant is [...]

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Jessica Alba Is Really Rather Pregnant

by Stuart Heritage

Let’s see if Jessica Alba can keep topping those ‘Most Sexy’ lists when she’s waddling about on swollen ankles and throwing up every morning – because Jessica Alba is pregnant.

And Jessica Alba is being refreshingly open about being pregnant – her spokesperson has confirmed that in late spring/early summer 2008, Jessica will give birth to a baby fathered by on-off boyfriend Cash Warren. It’s a knotty situation for the global army of obsessed male Jessica Alba fans, who now all have to ask themselves if they have the capacity to marry Jessica Alba and raise another man’s child as their own if she asked them, before concluding quite quickly that Jessica Alba would probably ask Ian Huntley to raise her children rather than get within a hundred yards of their flabby, lonely sweat-stink for even a second.

Let's see if Jessica Alba can keep topping those 'Most Sexy' lists when she's waddling about on swollen ankles and throwing up every morning - because Jessica Alba is pregnant. And Jessica Alba is being refreshingly open about being pregnant - her spokesperson has confirmed that in late spring/early summer 2008, Jessica will give birth to a baby fathered by on-off boyfriend Cash Warren. It's a knotty situation for the global army of obsessed male Jessica Alba fans, who now all have to ask themselves if they have the capacity to marry Jessica Alba and raise another man's child as their own if she asked them, before concluding quite quickly that Jessica Alba would probably ask Ian Huntley to raise her children rather than get within a hundred yards of their flabby, lonely sweat-stink for even a second.
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