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Jessica Alba Won’t Go To Jail For Her Misplaced Shark Love

June 19th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba sharks, Jessica Alba chargedGood news! It looks like Jessica Alba has finally found her calling! Because lord knows it isn’t acting!

No, instead Jessica Alba has revealed her true talent to be political activism. Admittedly she’s rubbish at that too, and the extent of her activism seems to involve illegally pasting up a load of posters about shark awareness in a city that’s 500 miles away from the sea and then getting caught doing it, but – to reiterate – she’s still better at that than she is at acting.

Not that it matters – Jessica Alba won’t be charged. Another win for moderate physical attractiveness! Hooray!

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