Articles tagged with: Jerry Seinfeld
You might have wished death on Jerry Seinfeld after Bee Movie, but it didn't work - Jerry Seinfeld is even more invincible than car crashes now.
It's emerged that Jerry Seinfeld was in a terrifying-sounding car accident last weekend in The Hamptons when his brakes gave out and, in trying to prevent a more serious accident, he flipped his vehicle.
Miraculously, Jerry Seinfeld emerged from the crash completely unscathed - something that's being put down to either remarkable fortune, the quick-thinking of Seinfeld himself or the cushioning effect of the 45 pillowcases stuffed with high-denomination banknotes that Jerry Seinfeld always keeps on him as small change.
Just because Jerry Seinfeld has enough money to make a film about funny insects, it doesn't mean he can escape healthy eaters.
A food writer who claims that Seinfeld's wife ripped off her idea for a healthy cookbook has now decided to sue Jerry Seinfeld himself. Why? Because on TV he happened to make the innocent assumption that the writer in question was probably a murderer. Absurd, of course - we all know that people who eat healthily don't possess the physical strength to even pick up a gun, let alone fire it without the recoil dislocating their entire skeletons.
