Articles tagged with: Jerry O’Connell
Rebecca Romijn Squirts Out A Couple Of Baby Twins
It only seems like yesterday that we all rubbed our eyes in disbelief because Rebecca Romijn had let Jerry O'Connell have sex with her. And now the fruits of their disgusting union have emerged. Rebecca Romijn has given birth to twin baby girls with names - Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip - that make them sound like high-powered corporate fairytale legal practices. So our sincerest congratulations to Rebecca Romijn, Jerry O'Connell and their new sprogs. Although points have been deducted for the way it's made us imagine what Jerry O'Connell's sweaty sex face looks like. Really, there was no need for that.
It only seems like yesterday that we all rubbed our eyes in disbelief because Rebecca Romijn had let Jerry O'Connell have sex with her. And now the fruits of their disgusting union have emerged. Rebecca Romijn has given birth to twin baby girls with names - Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip - that make them sound like high-powered corporate fairytale legal practices. So our sincerest congratulations to Rebecca Romijn, Jerry O'Connell and their new sprogs. Although points have been deducted for the way it's made us imagine what Jerry O'Connell's sweaty sex face looks like. Really, there was no need for that.
Rebecca Romijn Pregnant With Twins! Who’s Rebecca Romijn?
Like many people, we felt alienated by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's announcement that they were expecting twins because they're just so la-di-da and famous and whatnot. What we needed was to hear that another celebrity couple were expecting twins, but only so long as they barely qualified as celebrities. Not household names, maybe slightly attractive but not critically praised for their jobs at all. Basically we were waiting for Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn to announce that they had twins on the way. So hooray for today, because that's exactly what has happened. Model and actress Rebecca Romijn has announced that she's pregnant with twins fathered by Kangaroo Jack and Fat Slags star Jerry O'Connell. Here's hoping that the twins have their mother's eyes and their father's... actually, no, let's just cross our fingers and pray that the twins escape from the womb with none of Jerry O'Connell's DNA whatsoever.
Like many people, we felt alienated by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's announcement that they were expecting twins because they're just so la-di-da and famous and whatnot. What we needed was to hear that another celebrity couple were expecting twins, but only so long as they barely qualified as celebrities. Not household names, maybe slightly attractive but not critically praised for their jobs at all. Basically we were waiting for Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn to announce that they had twins on the way. So hooray for today, because that's exactly what has happened. Model and actress Rebecca Romijn has announced that she's pregnant with twins fathered by Kangaroo Jack and Fat Slags star Jerry O'Connell. Here's hoping that the twins have their mother's eyes and their father's... actually, no, let's just cross our fingers and pray that the twins escape from the womb with none of Jerry O'Connell's DNA whatsoever.
The Inevitable Tom Cruise Scientology Video Parody… Yay!
They say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. If that’s true, then Jerry O’Connell must simply adore Tom Cruise.
Why? Because Jerry O’Connell has made a parody of the Tom Cruise: Scientologist video that we appreciate so much because it makes us feel a little bit saner by comparison.
We were sort of hoping that some poor androgynous teenager would make a sobbing, overemotional plea for Tom Cruise to be left alone like that kid did for Britney Spears, but this works too.
