Articles tagged with: Jeremy Clarkson
There are some moves people will make to maintain credibility, and there are some moves which end up being quite misinformed. Can you guess which side Katie Price (or "Jordan" if you prefer her hooker name) being interviewed by Piers Morgan (or "Twat" if you prefer his real name) would fall into? But what if we throw in the fact that poor Katie broke down in tears during the interview, making out as if she were the victim to Peter Andre's evil ways? Then it would be secret option three: you're only hurting yourself and my god we wish Piers Morgan would just die.
Now, here at Hecklerspray sometimes even we have to hold our hands up and give begrudging praise where it is due. So it is with a heavy heart that even we have to concede that Top Gear is a fantastic TV show. It's so good even people who aren't particularly interested in cars like it. For God's sake, even our mums like it. It's that good. In fact, it's so good, it can even afford to have that annoying, smug, pubic-haired twit Jeremy Clarkson in it - and still be good. It's that good. But don't just take our word for it. Take a look at the show's best moments and judge for yourselves. And if you have some suggestions of you own, please let us know.
It's nothing new for Jeremy Clarkson to make children cry - in fact parents often use images of Clarkson's hair and wardrobe choices to scare their children into paying attention at school. But one lucky child claims that Jeremy Clarkson recently made him cry for a whole new reason. Specifically because Jeremy Clarkson screamed "I will hunt you down and rip your fucking head off," at him. And all because the boy took a photo of Jeremy Clarkson asleep on a beach. Why did Jeremy Clarkson overreact so furiously to a sleeping picture? Was it because he's an avowed defender of human rights and privacy laws, or was it because he's a drooler? He's a drooler, isn't he. He certainly looks like one.
There are several things that you'd expect Jeremy Clarkson to be be questioned by police about - crimes related to dentistry and fashion, for example - but lifting a teenage hoodlum off the ground by his hoody?
Apparently so. Jeremy Clarkson has been in the middle of a police investigation over an incident that took place last month. Supposedly Jeremy Clarkson got angry with a group of youths outside a Milton Keynes ski-centre, picked one of them up by the scruff of his hoody and verbally threatened him. Honestly, what sort of a world do we live in where packs of abusive teenage would-be happyslappers can't even walk the streets without fearing that gangly, outspoken, badly-dressed, middle-aged motoring broadcasters will pick them up and tell them off any more. Someone should lock this Jeremy Clarkson bastard up.
