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Piers Morgan has won the final of NBC's The Celebrity Apprentice.
Or, to put it another way, Piers Morgan went to America looking for success, and America (and by America we mean Donald Trump) looked back at Piers Morgan and replied: "Sure, why not? You're a man with all the qualities required to succeed here. Your wish is our command".
What is wrong with America? It all started off so positively some 40,000 years ago when a bunch of wandering nomads from Asia decided to set up camp. They had a quaint little society going on, and for thousands of years everything was wonderful, but then in 1492 some Italian named Chris landed on the shore and it all turned to shit.
Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is going to rattle to a close on Monday – but before that happens, two housemates will be evicted tonight?
Which two? God knows, frankly. After Wednesday night's face-to-face nominations the only people who definitely won't be evicted tonight are Anthony and John. Everyone else is fair game, and we're buggered if we know who'll be evicted.
So instead, ostrich-style, we're going to ignore tonight's double eviction and keep our eyes on Monday's prize, starting today with the four housemates who don't stand a flipping chance of winning.
Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Calista, Jay, Nathan and Jeremy, with help from Paddy Power…
Now that Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is getting the hang of evictions, it’s decided to sling out housemates faster than ever before – which is bad news for Latoya and Emilia.
On Sunday the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates nominated yet again, and yesterday the two housemates with the most votes were names as Latoya and Emilia. And the evicted housemate won’t be getting a big Friday night eviction like everyone else – no, they’ll be shunted out of the house on a Wednesday in front of a televised audience of, ooh, about three. We’ll be getting to the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction odds soon enough.
But for now let’s carry on our look at the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds to win, for Nathan, Emilia and Jeremy, with help from Paddy Power…
So Big Brother has spoken – and not even Big Brother, an ancient shiny skull with a raspy New York accent – and we know who’s up for eviction this week.
As we told you yesterday, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates facing eviction tomorrow night are Jeremy, Emilia, Victor and Liam. Sadly two of them have to go in a double eviction – it’s sad because they all can’t – but who’s it going to be? Rubbishly, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack eviction betting odds haven’t gone online yet, so we’re going to give you each nominated housemate’s betting odds to win, and you can work it all out backwards yourselves. Yes?
Good – so here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Jeremy and Emilia, with help from Paddy Power…
The Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates are made of tougher stuff than they look, you know – just look what they’ve been through.
As if just living in a new house with 11 total strangers for a month isn’t bad enough, they’ve also been put through a brutal SAS interrogation process by Andy McNab, had their acting skills harshly criticised by that Scottish actor, plus they had to spend a day listening to Peaches Geldof rabbiting on at them without being able to kick their way into the control room and choke her on her stupid microphone. They’re made of stronger stuff than us.
But who’ll win Big Brother Celebrity Hijack? Here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Latoya, Emilia, Jeremy and Amy, with help from Paddy Power…
Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is booting out its first overbearingly ‘special’ housemate tonight, but who’s it going to be?
The Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates have decided that Jeremy, Jade and Victor are the people they’d least like to put up with for the rest of the month, and come this evening one of them will be bundled into the giant brass mail chute marked ‘permanant anonymity’. But who? Who? We can’t wait 12 hours! We want to know now!
So here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Jeremy, Jade and Victor to get evicted tonight, with help from Paddy Power…
