Over the weekend, the latest Megan Fox movie opened for business, then whimpered its way through the first few nights, barely creating a ripple on the vast Hollywood ocean. Meanwhile the cartoon about meatballs caused a splash the size of Philip Seymour Hoffman high diving into a shot glass. What in hellfire is going on here? The Megan Fox film is called “Jennifer’s Body”, it’s got Fox playing the part of “Jennifer”. Surely that makes it Megan Fox’s body, no? Who wouldn’t want to see a film about Megan Fox’s body?

The answer to that question is this: barely anyone. Especially not on a massive cinema screen, where it would be ten times more intense, and twenty-three times bigger. Has everyone turned gay? Again, the answer is a resounding “no”. Not everyone has turned gay. Some people might have, but that probably had little to do with this particular actress, and more to do with genetics, hormones, and an insatiable urge to wear swimming knickers instead of long Bermuda-style trunks.

No, the real reason that the masses have avoided this horror-slash-comedy romp is that Fox is fast becoming rather difficult to like. Read More >>>