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Jennifer Love Hewitt Nude in a Perfect World (34 PICS)

jennifer love hewitt nudeOne of the hottest brunette of all time, Jennifer Love Hewitt is an American actress most famous for her extraordinary cleavage and magical mammaries. She’s a girl-next-door with a bangin’ body, the one you hope to bump into when you come home every day.

The one you’ll fantasize about lonely winter nights at your fireplace. The one you’ll always hope you’ll marry. The quintessential 90s babe, Jennifer Love Hewitt was a teen hottie in the Party of Five TV series and the perfect scream queen in the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies alongside a pretty Sarah Michelle Gellar.

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Top 5 Most Scary Celebrity Stalker Experiences

November 1st, 2012 By Nic Ferguson

Halle Berry Looks ScaredEarlier this year, Halle Berry had a stalker scare when a man scaled her fence and made his way onto her property. The police arrived; he was gone. The next day, she looked out of her kitchen window only to find the same strange man staring back at her.

Pretty fucking terrifying, right? But that guy just breaks the ice when it comes to scary celebrity stalkers. Here are a few of the craziest.

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This Just In: Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Genuinely Terrible Girlfriend

June 4th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Love Hewitt engaged, Jamie KennedyDo you hear that noise? That loud, regular, cracking noise that sounds like a constant 21-gun salute? You do?

Turns out that’s Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s biological clock. Loud, huh? So loud, in fact, that it appears to have sent Jennifer Love Hewitt a bit berserk. You see, Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t married yet. Or engaged. But all that’s going to change, yes sirree.

Jennifer Love Hewitt says that if her boyfriend hasn’t proposed to her in a year, there’ll be ‘a situation’. Save the date, kids – June 4 2010 is the date Jennifer Love Hewitt officially becomes a gnarled old spinster. Fun!

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Top 26 sexiest women in horror

March 25th, 2009 By David Schwartz

sarah michelle geller as buffyOver the years, horror films have produce some of the sexiest girls ever seen on screen.

Whether it’s an attractive blonde kicking the crap out of anything with sharp teeth, sultry vampires wanting to suck you dry or busty babes who are destined to be hacked to pieces the minute they decide to go off to the woods with the local jock, it’s a winning formula.

If we were psychologist we would say their appeal has something to do with wanting to rescue damsels in distress.

But we actually think it has more to do with the fact horror films are usually stocked with a seemingly never-ending supply of teenage girls desperate to get their kit off.

But just who are the real Queens of Scream?

Well, Hecklerspray has decided to come up with a list. Just take in mind there are whole load of horror babes to filter down into just 26, so please feel free to suggest your own. Not that you usually need any encouragement.

Enjoy.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Loses Weight: Integrity Follows Suit

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

jennifer love hewitt lost weight 18 pounds size 2 0 personal trainer judged by public and press great norksJennifer Love Hewitt was a blubbering wreck, on the verge of destroying her career by not weighing next-to-nothing.

Fortunately, the girl saw sense and has shed that disgusting weight that was – both figuratively and literally – holding her down. Yes, friends, Jennifer Love Hewitt has gone and lost 18 pounds, after those photos appeared of her last year when she looked normal.

Obviously when we say ‘normal’ it’s meant by our standards – if we were judging by the usual Hollywood standards then you could take it to mean ‘foul, disgusting and haggish, really fat and unworthy of ever working on anything – film, TV or even radio – ever again’.

Because apparently that’s what we consider ‘normal’ is to these people.

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Janice Dickinson Vs Tyra Banks: Fat Fight!

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Janice Dickinson Tyra Banks Fat Model Jennifer Love-HewittJanice Dickinson has just spent three weeks in the jungle living off nothing but kangaroo anuses and the nervous energy that comes from listening to Christopher Biggins shriek like a schoolgirl every two seconds.

And all this has made Janice Dickinson thin. Not only that, but it's turned Janice Dickinson into a sort of fat-fairy who can twinkle into any room, wiggle her wand and declare that people are either fat or thin depending on nothing more than how she feels at any given moment in time. And, as such, Janice Dickinson has just told the world that Tyra Banks is fat on the Today show. Although Tyra Banks has yet to respond to Janice's fat claim, it's thought that she'll issue a statement by teatime declaring that Janice Dickinson lives in a cardboard box, has fleas and buys all her clothes from Asda.

That's unless she eats it first, the lardy moo.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Engaged To World’s Smuggest Man

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Jennifer Love Hewitt Engaged Ross McCallSorry boys, Jennifer Love Hewitt has just got engaged – so the closest you'll ever get to an intimate moment with Jennifer Love Hewitt will remain that time you furtively licked her ear on the DVD cover of Garfield: A Tail Of Two Kitties.

But who is this awful monster who, by getting engaged to Jennifer Love Hewitt, has wrecked your dreams of running your hands through Jennifer Love Hewitt's hair while riding pretty horses together in a rainbow-dappled meadow? Why none other than completely unknown Scottish actor Ross McCall. Still, the least we can do is congratulate Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall on their engagement. Well, that and fear the day that their offspring is born, because if the genes of the woman from Jackie Chan's worst movie and the man from one episode of Pie In The Sky can't combine to create the world's most powerful super-villain, we don't know what can.

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