So if Michael Jackson and Taylor Swift were the big winners at the American Music Awards, who were the losers?
Well, Jennifer Lopez fell on her bottom at one point. So that means the big loser at the AMAs was… no, not Jennifer Lopez. We were going to say the structural integrity of the Los Angeles Nokia Theatre, actually – sure, earthquakes are one thing, but what chance did it stand against the twin meteor strike of Jennifer Lopez’s buttocks? – although we suppose we can count Jennifer Lopez as a loser, too.
Anyway, Jennifer Lopez now says that falling over was part of her choreography, and not just gravity doing what it’s supposed to do when presented with an object as gargantuan as Jennifer Lopez’s arse.
