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Jennifer Lopez is Ready for Engagement Ring Number 5!

April 8th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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The older she gets, two things becoming incredibly apparent about Jennifer Lopez: 1) She is a fine wine who just gets better with age, and 2) She is destined to be the next Elizabeth Taylor. Homegirl collects engagement rings the way Khloe Kardashian collects NBA locker room passes.

J.Lo’s newest boy toy is Alex Rodriguez, also known as A.Rod, so just from nicknames alone these two were clearly meant for each other. These two have been dating since I came back from the bathroom five minutes ago, but apparently they’re already talking marriage, because of course, it’s J.Lo!

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Are J. Lo and Drake a Thing?

December 28th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

As someone who hardcore ships Drake and Rihanna and is SICK AND TIRED of them fucking with my emotions, I have real mixed feelings about this story. On one hand, I want Drake and Rihanna to be together forever and get married and make babies. But, on the other hand, I fucking love Jennifer Lopez, so this is quite the conundrum for me.

Rumours have been swirling for weeks now that Drake and J. Lo have been hooking up, but now it seems a little Instagram official, with both celebs posting pics of themselves cuddling. So, their either doing it or fucking with us or have a duet coming out soon and want the hype.

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Kim Kardashian Took 6000 Selfies on Mexican Vacation

September 14th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Before I had my son, I took a lot of selfies. Like…a lot. I was kind of known for it. Like many women (and many dudes, too, I suspect), I’d take anywhere from 20-40 selfies that were borderline identical, pick my favorite one, throw a filter on it, and post it to Instagram. I posted about 3-4 selfies a week so, in total, I’d say I was taking about 120 selfies a week, which I think is pretty excessive.

But then, there’s Kim Kardashian. A woman who makes every over the top thing I do actually seem tame as fuck. Recently, Kim went on a 4-day Mexican vacation with her kids and a couple of girlfriends. Aside from showing off her ridiculous fake ass (I’m sorry, Kim. I can’t pretend it’s real anymore), homegirl took SIX THOUSAND selfies, which is about 1500 a day.

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Calvin Harris Parties with Kim Kardashian

July 25th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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For weeks now, the hashtag TaylorSwiftisOverParty has been trending, and apparently this weekend the party finally happened! Well, ok, technically it was Jennifer Lopez’s 47th birthday party (how is she 47??? She is physically flawless!!), but it was still a chance for two of the biggest Taylor haters on the internet, Kim Kardashian and Calvin Harris, to get together to laugh about the downfall of T. Swizzle.

French Montana posted the above picture to Instagram yesterday and, of course, the internet lost its mind. This pic came less than 24 hours after both Kim and Calvin individually Snapchatted themselves rapping Kanye songs and exactly a week after Kim ended Taylor via Snapchat, making the pic seem a littttttle intentional.

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Top 10 Milftastic Music Videos

July 6th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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So last week, Fergie dropped the video for her new song M.I.L.F $ (or just Milf Money, because I don’t believe in using symbols as words for real like that) and it featured such hot moms as Kim Kardashian, Chrissy Tiegan, Ciara, and Devon Aoki, just to name a few.

The video is super tongue in cheek and campy, which I totally appreciate, and it made me think about other music videos starring super hot moms, so I decided to make a list of mega milfy music videos (in no specific order, because that shit is hard to choose).

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These Jennifer Lopez Nudes Will Make You Happy (42 PICS)

jennifer lopez nudeThe most successful and influential Latina in North America, Jennifer Lopez has come a long way from first job as a dancer on In Living Color. She’s now the highest paid Hispanic actress and quite possibly the richest actress in Hollywood. But you don’t care too much about that. She’s hot and you’re here to stare.

J. Lo is known for her famous booty and she has a fantastic body but she hasn’t gotten naked too often, certainly not on the beach like many other celebs. On film, Lopez has done nudity in three films, Money Train (1995), U-Turn (1997) and The Boy Next Door (2015) … all of which were somewhat crappy movies except for the love-making scenes when J.Lo busts out her tits.

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20 of the Biggest Celebrity MILFs

March 25th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Remember back when Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with her lubed up ass magazine cover? And remember how that uppity bitch Naya Rivera was all like “OMG, you’re a mother now” as if having a kid means you can’t be sexy and naked whenever you want (Naya is pregnant now, so I look forward to calling hypocrite when she poses for MAXIM after having her baby).

Women have babies all the damn time and amazingly stay insanely hot and beautiful. In fact, some of them get straight up hotter AFTER they have kids. Here are twenty celeb moms who should change their names to Febreeze because they are fresh to death.

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The Biggest Celebrity Moments of 2014

December 30th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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So, tomorrow is the last day of 2014, and overall it has been a pretty big year in the world of celebrity. Taylor Swift broke records with her album 1989, Kim Kardashian broke the internet with her greased up ass, and Ryan Gosling broke a lot of hearts by impregnating Eva Mendes.

A lot of big things happened, but, at the end of the year,?some stories and celebs stood out a bit more than others. So here they are: the good, the bad, the ugly, and the Miley (she’s basically all three). The biggest celebrity moments of 2014.

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Jennifer Lopez Is Officially The Ultimate Ass Muse

November 17th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Jennifer LopezI, like most of the rest of the world, am pretty sick and tired of hearing about Kim Kardashians Silly Putty-looking ass.??Even though it has been quite a few days, those damn naked photos of her?are still all over the?place, and finally someone is taking a stand against the uproar.

Sir Mix-a-Lot, the man who made rapping about asses cool for multiple generations, has come out and let the world know that Kim’s ass is the not the end all be all of asses.? In fact, his most famous tune was actually written about another bottom gifted celebrity, one who probably hasn’t gotten 2000 ccs of silicone injected into her body.

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JLo and Iggy Azaela Have Taken Me To Ass Heaven

September 19th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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A mere month ago, Nicki Minaj blessed us with the music video, “Ananconda”, which featured her fake (yet full) booty on full display in all it’s glory. After watching the video, I was like: Goddamn, no video will satisfy my love of ass quite like this one, but last night something wonderful and magical happened: Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azaela released the video for their song “Booty”.

Aside from the fact that the song “Booty” is far less irritating than “Anaconda”, it also features some amazing close-ups of two of the best natural asses in the biz. JLo is legit old enough to be Iggy’s mom, but that doesn’t mean she’s lost in. In fact, as far as I’m concerned, this is the best JLo has ever looked. Sorry, Nicki Minaj, but the original queen of ass is back in town.

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