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Top 100 Celebrity Nude Photos of All Time – Uncensored! (NSFW)

Celebrity nudes = Fame, fortune and filth. Leaked celebrity nude photos inspire instant adoration and fascination from the masses, most of whom are sexually frustrated enough to care. This is the state of today’s celebrities. Especially if you want to get or stay famous.

Can you imagine classy icons like Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn posing naked for photographs? They at least had self-respect. However, thanks to the wonderful technological advances of mobile phones and those cameras they’ve got built into them, we are now a planet of people capturing their nether-regions and sending them to other humans.

Jennifer Lawrence Nudes Are a Pretty Big Deal (112 PICS)

Jennifer Lawrence had her nude pictures leaked online in Sept 2014 and it was a big friggin deal. Why? Because she’s really cool and awesome, both as a person and an actress. Which is why everyone wants to see her naked. Sorry, J-law. We totally love you. Please forgive us.

You perverts out there should count yourself fortunate you get to lay eyes on the luscious naked form of this magnificent woman. She stands alone amongst all the other Hollywood celeb types. Lots of celebs had their pictures leaked but none like Jennifer Lawrence. She’s the ultimate girl-next-door; approachable, witty, slightly bro-ish and a joy to hang out with. But with a tiny bit of effort (and extra make-up), she’ll transform into the hottest girl at the club.

Jennifer Lawrence Finally Speaks About Hacked Photos

October 7th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

I think a lot of people have been waiting for Jennifer Lawrence to finally say something about the tons of leaked naked pictures that came out during “The Fappening.”? Sure, there have been a ton of celebs who have had their personal photos hacked, but none more so than JLaw.?

Now, she has done an interview with Vanity Fair and for the first time, she openly talks about the whole ordeal.? And gives the kind of response we have come to almost expect from Lawrence, and I am beyond thrilled about it.

The Celebrity Nudey Pic Hacker Has Struck Again!

September 29th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, if you’re at all in to celebrity culture, then you’ve probably heard of the scandal that has hilariously been title “The Fappening”. Like the movie title it mocks (The Happening, in case you didn’t pick up on that), The Fappening is absolute bullshit. Basically some fucking loser who I assume looks like fat Jonah Hill, but with way worse skin and hair in weird places, has been spending months hacking female celebrity’s computers and releasing their private nudey pics.

The first round of pics released were of girls like Jennifer Lawrence, Kirsten Dunst, and Arianna Grande. This round of pics, however, seems incredibly stupid, as basically every celeb who got a private?pic leaked is someone you could already easily Google naked in the first place. Kim Kardashian? Rihanna? Vanessa Hudgens? Emily Ratajkowski? Kelli Garner? Bitch please. It’s like this loser isn’t even trying.

Jennifer Lawrence Naked Under Clothes; Probably Has Sex

September 1st, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Unless you’ve been living with the Amish these last few days, then you’ve probably heard about the biggest nudey pic photo leak in Hollywood history. Some low life douche bag, who I assume looks like the comic book guy from “The Simpsons”, decided to hack dozens of famous broads computers and leaked nude pics of everyone from former It Girl, Kirsten Dunst, to current It Girl, Jennifer Lawrence.

As much as I fucking love looking at celebrity boobs (it’s legit a favorite pastime of mine), I’m getting pretty fucking sick of seeing lame ass losers who spend all day jerking off to anime in their stepmom’s basement, invading the privacy of young women. It’s pretty bad when I, Krysta Fitzpatrick, World’s Okayest Celebrity Blogger, thinks you need?to get a fucking life.

Chris Martin Is Hooking Up With Jennifer Lawrence

August 20th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Ever since Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin decided to “consciously uncouple,” I have been waiting for him to bring out his inner rock star slut and go on a groupie rampage.? You know dude has probably not felt the warm touch of a woman in many, many years.

Sadly, Martin doesn’t seem to be pulling a Gene Simmons, and instead is reportedly dating Jennifer Lawrence.? While this pairing doesn’t exactly make tons of sense to me, I do get a sick pleasure out of the thought that Gwyneth is crying into her white?9000 thread count organic Egyptian cotton sheets about it.

The 5 Best Moments from the 2014 Oscars

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, the Oscars happened Sunday night and, I’ve got to say, it was a pretty great show. Ellen DeGeneres was an absolutely delightful host, there were some solid musical numbers, a bunch of beautiful people won acting Oscars and gave lovely speeches, Brad and Angelina were there, Gravity didn’t win Best Picture, so all in all it was a great night for me.

However, all these “nice” moments weren’t what made the show so great for me. Sure, I like a moving speech and Matthew McConaughey’s “Alright alright alright” as much as anyone, but it was these five moments, in no particular order, that made say “Yep, this Oscar show is special.”

Meryl Streep is up for her Millionth Oscar! A Rundown of the Nominees

January 16th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

What Beyonc? is to music, Meryl Streep is to film: the motherfucking Queen. So bow down, bitches, because Meryl just got nominated for the EIGHTEENTH time! Home girl has not only broken the nominations record, she’s shattered it, taken the broken pieces, melted them down, and had them made into an honorary Oscar for being the top bitch in Hollywood.

Do I think Meryl will pick up her fourth Oscar? No, probably not. Not that she doesn’t deserve it, because let’s face it, Meryl Streep could do a guest spot on Criminal Minds and it’d probably be Oscar worthy, but if they gave Meryl the Oscar every time she deserved it all other actresses would basically give up. That’s why they space out her Oscars, you know?

The 10 Biggest Celeb Wins and Fails of 2013

December 19th, 2013 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Well, 2013 is finally coming to a close, and what a year in popular culture it’s been! Since the beginning of the year, a bunch of shit has happened in the entertainment industry; some of it was awesome (basically every second I spend drunkenly watching American Horror Story: Coven and listening to Beyonc?), and some of it was awful (Amanda Bynes’ breakdown and basically everything Justin Bieber said and did).

It was a winning year for some Kardashian’s (Kim has a baby and gets engaged) and a losing year for others (Khloe gets cheated on divorced), but surprisingly enough, I’m not here to talk about the Kardashians (I can hear your gasps from here). No, I’m here to talk about other celebs who had winning and losing years. From the super famous, to the barely celebrities, I present: The 5 Biggest Celebrity Wins and 5 Biggest Celebrity Fails of 2013. Enjoy…or don’t…whatever.

Jennifer Lawrence Is God’s Gift to Gifs

November 27th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

While Ryan Gosling may be the King of Gifs (thanks mostly to his face and the obsession of too many feminists,?and not so much things he actually says), Jennifer Lawrence is the Queen.? Thanks to her down to earth nature, and lack of boundaries about her shitting habits, she is sort of like a pleasant version of herpes.? Like the gift that keeps on giving, she just keeps coming back again and again, giving every person with a decent amount of Paint knowledge the ability to make funny memes and adorable animated gifs.

While doing a publicity tour for the new The Hunger Games:?Catching Fire movie, Lawrence did not disappoint and showed us all once again why she’s basically America’s BFF4E.? At least until the day she becomes too ‘serious’ for her craft or pulls a Lohan.

Please don’t ever pull a Lohan, Jennifer.