Jennifer Hudson is still relatively new to this fame thing, so we can forgive her for not knowing all the rules.
Like pregnancy, for example. Jennifer Hudson didn’t inform the media of her pregnancy. That’s fine if you do a J-Lo and swan about for the full pregnancy in a series of increasingly ridiculous outfits. But Jennifer Hudson didn’t do that – she just got pregnant, shut up and then had a baby.
Well two can play at that game. We’re saying nothing about the baby. Apart from this. And the six paragraphs after this. But that’s it, you hear? For today.
Anyone watching Michael Jackson’s memorial yesterday will have noticed something very strange indeed.