Articles tagged with: Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Hudson Is Winnie Mandela, Obviously
Winning that Oscar for Dreamgirls didn't just make Jennifer Hudson a household name, it also changed her life forever. Not in a particularly good way, either. When Jennifer Hudson started acting, she probably thought that she'd do Dreamgirls and then maybe a couple of comedies or a big summer action flick. But no. Jennifer Hudson has won an Oscar now, so every film she stars in from now on is legally entitled to be overlong, dreary and so relentlessly worthy that you feel like scrubbing yourself clean with a dry brush afterwards. And that's why Jennifer Hudson is about to play Winnie Mandela in what promises to be a right old bundle of bloody laughs.
Winning that Oscar for Dreamgirls didn't just make Jennifer Hudson a household name, it also changed her life forever. Not in a particularly good way, either. When Jennifer Hudson started acting, she probably thought that she'd do Dreamgirls and then maybe a couple of comedies or a big summer action flick. But no. Jennifer Hudson has won an Oscar now, so every film she stars in from now on is legally entitled to be overlong, dreary and so relentlessly worthy that you feel like scrubbing yourself clean with a dry brush afterwards. And that's why Jennifer Hudson is about to play Winnie Mandela in what promises to be a right old bundle of bloody laughs.
Jennifer Hudson Has A Baby Boy, Maybe She Was Pregnant After All
Jennifer Hudson is still relatively new to this fame thing, so we can forgive her for not knowing all the rules. Like pregnancy, for example. Jennifer Hudson didn't inform the media of her pregnancy. That's fine if you do a J-Lo and swan about for the full pregnancy in a series of increasingly ridiculous outfits. But Jennifer Hudson didn't do that - she just got pregnant, shut up and then had a baby. Well two can play at that game. We're saying nothing about the baby. Apart from this. And the six paragraphs after this. But that's it, you hear? For today.
Jennifer Hudson is still relatively new to this fame thing, so we can forgive her for not knowing all the rules. Like pregnancy, for example. Jennifer Hudson didn't inform the media of her pregnancy. That's fine if you do a J-Lo and swan about for the full pregnancy in a series of increasingly ridiculous outfits. But Jennifer Hudson didn't do that - she just got pregnant, shut up and then had a baby. Well two can play at that game. We're saying nothing about the baby. Apart from this. And the six paragraphs after this. But that's it, you hear? For today.
Jennifer Hudson Either Pregnant Or Not Pregnant Or Whatever
Anyone watching Michael Jackson's memorial yesterday will have noticed something very strange indeed. No, not the way that they made a 12-year-old kid sing an old Michael Jackson song directly at Michael Jackson's coffin - although in retrospect that was sort of strange - we're talking about Jennifer Hudson. Apparently reports are suggesting that Jennifer Hudson is eight months pregnant. Jennifer Hudson's pregnancy is completely unconfirmed, by the way - all anyone has to go on is the GIANT BABY BUMP STICKING OUT OF HER BELLY. And the way that JENNIFER HUDSON HAS ALREADY HAD A BABY SHOWER. Other than that, we're stumped.
Anyone watching Michael Jackson's memorial yesterday will have noticed something very strange indeed. No, not the way that they made a 12-year-old kid sing an old Michael Jackson song directly at Michael Jackson's coffin - although in retrospect that was sort of strange - we're talking about Jennifer Hudson. Apparently reports are suggesting that Jennifer Hudson is eight months pregnant. Jennifer Hudson's pregnancy is completely unconfirmed, by the way - all anyone has to go on is the GIANT BABY BUMP STICKING OUT OF HER BELLY. And the way that JENNIFER HUDSON HAS ALREADY HAD A BABY SHOWER. Other than that, we're stumped.
Jennifer Hudson In ‘Gets Engaged To Bloke’ Shock
Jennifer Hudson's a wildcat, isn't she. For instance, remember that time she got drunk, punched a bear in the face and then skateboarded down the Eiffel Tower? You don't? Well, that's because it never happened. Jennifer Hudson isn't a wildcat at all. Jennifer Hudson is a bit boring. In fact, it's impossible to make Jennifer Hudson interesting. Jennifer Hudson wouldn't even be interesting if she sneezed fireworks and farted mice. Having said that, Jennifer Hudson has just announced her engagement to David Otunga, who's apparently a man of some sort. And, let's be fair, that is interesting, provided that a) you know who David Otunga is, b) you care enough about Jennifer Hudson to invest in her personal life and c) you're a gormless dumdum of the absolute highest order.
Jennifer Hudson's a wildcat, isn't she. For instance, remember that time she got drunk, punched a bear in the face and then skateboarded down the Eiffel Tower? You don't? Well, that's because it never happened. Jennifer Hudson isn't a wildcat at all. Jennifer Hudson is a bit boring. In fact, it's impossible to make Jennifer Hudson interesting. Jennifer Hudson wouldn't even be interesting if she sneezed fireworks and farted mice. Having said that, Jennifer Hudson has just announced her engagement to David Otunga, who's apparently a man of some sort. And, let's be fair, that is interesting, provided that a) you know who David Otunga is, b) you care enough about Jennifer Hudson to invest in her personal life and c) you're a gormless dumdum of the absolute highest order.
