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Hot Celebrity Moms Over 40 in Bikinis

January 28th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The above picture of Elizabeth Hurley was taken by her son, Damian, just yesterday. Elizabeth Hurley is 51-years-old and, no matter how hard I work out (which is pretty hard), I will probably never look as good in a bikini as this woman does. I don’t have her magnificent breasts. But you know what? That’s ok! Most of us don’t!

Liz looks AMAZING, no doubt, but she’s definitely one of those hot, older women that you’d see on a tabloid cover in the HOT section of bikini bods, with some other celeb mom in the NOT section next to her just because she has some cellulite or some shit.

X Factor Week 7, Part 1 – The One With All The Postmodernism At The Judges Houses

August 5th, 2012 By Sophie Hall

Good weekend, was it? Had some enjoyable sandwich fillings and simulated some erogenous zones, did you? Yeah. Yeah. Us neither.

Never mind, because The X Factor was on too, and if that wasn?t amazing enough it was a 2 hour special Judges Houses special as part of a special exclusive double X Factor weekend special. Which is pretty, amazingly special when you think about it.

But, that's the X Factor for you. Always fulfilling our dreams, always making Pinnochio look lacklustre. So what was in store? As if you didn't know. As if you didn't Sky Plus it at your X Factor party with custom made flags. Actually, that sounds like a pretty wild night, you probably do need reminding. All those Pringle cans to clean up and all that psychological torment. We?ll sort you out. Come here. It'll stop bleeding eventually, we promise.

Jennifer Hudson Is Winnie Mandela, Obviously

November 19th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Winning that Oscar for Dreamgirls didn’t just make Jennifer Hudson a household name, it also changed her life forever.

Not in a particularly good way, either. When Jennifer Hudson started acting, she probably thought that she’d do Dreamgirls and then maybe a couple of comedies or a big summer action flick. But no. Jennifer Hudson has won an Oscar now, so every film she stars in from now on is legally entitled to be overlong, dreary and so relentlessly worthy that you feel like scrubbing yourself clean with a dry brush afterwards.

And that’s why Jennifer Hudson is about to play Winnie Mandela in what promises to be a right old bundle of bloody laughs.

Jennifer Hudson Has A Baby Boy, Maybe She Was Pregnant After All

August 12th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Jennifer Hudson is still relatively new to this fame thing, so we can forgive her for not knowing all the rules.

Like pregnancy, for example. Jennifer Hudson didn’t inform the media of her pregnancy. That’s fine if you do a J-Lo and swan about for the full pregnancy in a series of increasingly ridiculous outfits. But Jennifer Hudson didn’t do that – she just got pregnant, shut up and then had a baby.

Well two can play at that game. We’re saying nothing about the baby. Apart from this. And the six paragraphs after this. But that’s it, you hear? For today.

Jennifer Hudson Either Pregnant Or Not Pregnant Or Whatever

July 8th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Anyone watching Michael Jackson’s memorial yesterday will have noticed something very strange indeed.

No, not the way that they made a 12-year-old kid sing an old Michael Jackson song directly at Michael Jackson’s coffin – although in retrospect that was sort of strange – we’re talking about Jennifer Hudson. Apparently reports are suggesting that Jennifer Hudson is eight months pregnant.

Jennifer Hudson’s pregnancy is completely unconfirmed, by the way – all anyone has to go on is the GIANT BABY BUMP STICKING OUT OF HER BELLY. And the way that JENNIFER HUDSON HAS ALREADY HAD A BABY SHOWER. Other than that, we’re stumped.

Jennifer Hudson In ‘Gets Engaged To Bloke’ Shock

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Jennifer Hudson’s a wildcat, isn’t she. For instance, remember that time she got drunk, punched a bear in the face and then skateboarded down the Eiffel Tower?

You don’t? Well, that’s because it never happened. Jennifer Hudson isn’t a wildcat at all. Jennifer Hudson is a bit boring. In fact, it’s impossible to make Jennifer Hudson interesting. Jennifer Hudson wouldn’t even be interesting if she sneezed fireworks and farted mice.

Having said that, Jennifer Hudson has just announced her engagement to David Otunga, who’s apparently a man of some sort. And, let’s be fair, that is interesting, provided that a) you know who David Otunga is, b) you care enough about Jennifer Hudson to invest in her personal life and c) you’re a gormless dumdum of the absolute highest order.