Articles tagged with: Jennifer Anniston
Magazine: The Last of Jennifer Aniston’s Eggs To Chemically Spring Forth All At Once
If you're a woman and the last of your eggs is about to dry up, what you want to do is moisten it really quick with either mayonnaise or sperm. Both of those are said to be excellent egg moisturisers, and are pretty much equally inexpensive. If you end up going the mayonnaise route, be warned - in nine months time you could poop out a fully made five-dollar foot-long. We hear this is only painful when its on French bread. And if you go the sperm route, well, that has consequences too - like having to see John Mayer every other weekend, on some holidays and once in a while at a parent-teacher conference. You don't want that, do you? Well according to Star Magazine Jennifer Aniston does. They say she's on fertility drugs in heavy anticipation of receiving his seed.
If you're a woman and the last of your eggs is about to dry up, what you want to do is moisten it really quick with either mayonnaise or sperm. Both of those are said to be excellent egg moisturisers, and are pretty much equally inexpensive. If you end up going the mayonnaise route, be warned - in nine months time you could poop out a fully made five-dollar foot-long. We hear this is only painful when its on French bread. And if you go the sperm route, well, that has consequences too - like having to see John Mayer every other weekend, on some holidays and once in a while at a parent-teacher conference. You don't want that, do you? Well according to Star Magazine Jennifer Aniston does. They say she's on fertility drugs in heavy anticipation of receiving his seed.
