Guest blog! Amy Grindhouse!
Jennifer Aniston found an ingenious reason to break up with John Mayer. Rather than just dump him for being boring, the actress dumped her partner of just over one year because he had a Twitter addiction.
Yep. Since he is such a horrid musician and not quite as wealthy as some of his Hollywood peers, John had to settle for free micro-blogging service Twitter, rather than just indulge in online ‘adult entertainment’ like any other guy.
As she was quite disgusted that her partner had spent more time online tweeting with strangers than hanging out with her, Jennifer brought the world’s most unconvincing love affair to an abrupt end.
