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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Are Getting Back Together!

February 15th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Ok, so this title is 100% speculation, but I’m officially calling the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston reunion NOW. As you know, Brad and Angelina SHOOK my world last year with their divorce, and now, Jennifer and her husband Justin Theroux have announced their separation. This can only mean ONE thing: A BRAD AND JEN REUNION IS COMING!

Literally minutes ago, Jen and Justin announced their separation, so this news is very very fresh, but not that unexpected since the two haven’t made a public appearance together since July, and I got knocked up in July, so I know that was a damn long time ago because I am pregnant af.

Courteney Cox Nude – She’s the Hottest Friend We Know! (75 PICS)

We all loved the blue-eyed cutie in Bruce Springsteen’s Dancing in the Dark video. Monica Geller is a household name. There would be no Scream movies without her.

And she’s even come clean about her “regrets” regarding the surgeries with which the press has had a field day.

Did you know Courteney identified Chandler as the “Friend” she would likely hook up with, exactly one year before it happened on the show? Her nickname is CeCe and she’s the onlyFriends cast member without and Emmy nomination. She was also the first person to use the term “period” on TV (in a Tampax commercial).

Melissa Etheridge is Not Here for Angelina Jolie

October 5th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

For those not in the Hollywood know like I am, iconic 90’s lesbian Melissa Etheridge and iconic 90’s hunk Brad Pitt have been besties for over 20 years. She’s put all his top hoes in her music videos over the years: Juliette Lewis, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jennifer Aniston. Well, all but one top hoe…

For a while I thought maybe Melissa just never put Angelina in one of her videos because a) she wasn’t really releasing many videos since Angie and Brad got together, or b) maybe her and Brad weren’t that close anymore. Turns out Melissa just hates the bitch!

Breaking News: Jennifer Aniston Exists During Brangelina Split!

September 26th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

While I’ve been busy doing a somewhat sporadic job reporting on the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split, other media outlets (I’m looking at you Us Weekly) have become a little bit obsessed with how Jennifer Aniston is taking the whole thing.

I jumped on the Us Weekly site today (I love to bite the hand that feeds) and there were literally two stories titled: ‘Jen Aniston Wears an Evil Eye Necklace Post Brangelina Split’ and ‘Jen Gets Massage, Dinner With Justin Amid Brangelina News’, and all I could think was WHO FUCKING CARES?!

Angelina Jolie to Divorce Brad Pitt

September 21st, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Someone put Beyoncé in protective custody until midnight on December 31st, because 2016 is officially the year that everything good has been FUCKING DESTROYED. I know some of you might be thinking I’m super delayed in writing about the Brangelina divorce, but please understand that this really blindsided me and I’m dealing with a lot of emotions right now.

Yesterday, after 11 beautiful years together and 2 years of wedded bliss, Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt. If Beyoncé files for divorce from Jay Z this week you can all go right ahead and make arrangements for my funeral because I will be fucking DONE.

Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston are Total Besties

June 26th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

File this under: As Random as Jaden Smith’s Tweets. Apparently Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston are like legit good friends. Selena recently did a radio interview with KTU’s Cubby and Carolina (radio shows need cooler names, amirite?) and explained how Jennifer is like a second mom and they make pizza and stuff together.

I’m not 100% sure how this is news, but I like that these two are friends and make pizza together. Now when I get drunk alone and eat pizza watching “Friends” or “Wizards of Waverly Places” (which is more frequent than I’d like to admit) I can feel like I’m just a part of their girl’s night!

Top 10 Jennifer Aniston Nude Pics of All Time

Forever remembered as Rachel in Friends, Jennifer Aniston is one of the richest and most successful women in entertainment. She’s also eternally beautiful and incredibly well-maintained. Which makes it really hard for anyone to not want to see her naked.

While she has appeared in quite a lot of movies, Aniston has gotten nude only in two films: The Break-Up and The Good Girl. In both of them, there are only brief glimpses of nude. She flashes her butt and breasts in The Break Up and there’s a dimly light love scene in The Good Girl where you can see a shadow of a nipple when she’s lying in bed underneath some guy. Take a look.

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are Finally BFF

January 18th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

After?a decade as sworn mortal enemies, forever hot bitches, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie, are finally best friends forever. And by that, I mean Jen thinks the whole thing is bullshit and that “Unbroken” movie Angie directed was really good and shit. Which, I mean, to me, screams A SEXY LADY BUDDY COMEDY IS COMING!

Both Jen and Angie showed up to the Critics Choice awards last week looking hot as balls. Both were nominated (Jen for Best Actress for that movie about Betty Crocker, and Angie for Best Director for that movie about that Olympic guy who was also in a war or something), but they didn’t really cross paths or say shit to each other because, let’s be real, they never do.

The Oscars Still Don’t Like Jennifer Aniston

January 15th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Every so often, Jennifer Aniston will take a break from doing shitty romantic comedies and do some sort of indie movie where has to wear little to no make up and all her fans so “OMG, JENNIFER ANISTON IS FINALLY A SHOE IN TO GET AN OSCAR NOMINATION AND THAT WILL TOTALLY SHOW ANGELINA JOLIE!” This year, thanks to her movie “Cake” (which I know nothing about, but assume it has something to do with baking), her fans once again took on the role of believing that Jen was a sure shot for an Oscar, and once again they’ve been let down.

The Oscar nominations have been announced, and once again Jennifer Aniston was not nominated for Best Actress. But you know who was nominated for Best Actor? Steve Fucking Carrell! Michael Scott, himself. Go fucking figure!

Jennifer Aniston Forgets About Her Own Nosejob

August 9th, 2014 By Rhiannon Davies

Like a bad made-for-TV movie, Jennifer Aniston is an ordinary woman who woke up one morning to find she couldn’t remember a single thing that happened to her in the early nineties.?

Anyone who’ s seen Leprechaun is probably wondering how in the name of Miley Cyrus’ front wedgie can that ever be a bad thing, but it does help to have a working memory of your own face if a reporter ever happens to ask you about your attitude to plastic surgery.