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Jenna Jameson Takes Hot Mess to a Whole New Level

November 14th, 2013 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In a stunning turn of events that no one saw coming, former porn star, Jenna Jameson, has recently made a series of ridiculous life choices so she could make some money. Recently, Jameson announced that she would be returning to porn “for her kids,” and her ex-husband is auctioning off some of her old sex toys (used dildo: $1500, chlamydia: free) to make money. Where do I even start with this shit?

Jameson is easily one of the most famous porn stars of all time and has even achieved mainstream success with her New York Times bestseller How To Make Love Like a Porn Star?(which I read and actually really enjoyed). She was the queen of the billion dollar porn industry for a while, so you’d think she’d maybe have some of that money saved up. Well, apparently not.

Jenna Jameson Without Makeup

Dubbed the, “Queen of Porn”, the sumptuous Jenna Jameson is, perhaps, the most recognizable face in the adult entertainment industry.

Having started out as a porn actress , Jenna eventually screwed her way to the top and built a multi-million dollar empire. Her company, ClubJenna, produces films and manages a large number of adult websites. Ka-ching!

Having only seen the Queen of Porn covered with an excess of lipstick and eyeshadow, one has to wonder what she would look like stripped down. What lies beneath that inch-thick layer of foundation? What does Jenna Jameson look like without makeup on?

Joslyn James Has Opinion About Tito Ortiz, Unsurprisingly

April 28th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

No matter where a story happens, Joslyn James is right there in the action. So long as it’s a story about Tiger Woods’s penis, obviously.

And so long as there’s clear financial motivation for her to discuss it. But wait – Josyln James isn’t just the Tiger Woods mistress most determined to cling onto her nanosecond of barely-fame. She’s the Tiger Woods mistress and alleged Tito Ortiz domestic violence witness most determined to cling onto her nanosecond of barely-fame. Apparently Joslyn James saw Tito Ortiz beat Jenna Jameson up on three separate occasions before his arrest on Monday.

This means that Josyln James is becoming the go-to woman for inside info on crap men. Who’ll be next? Jesse James? Chris Brown? Deposed African despot Charles Arthur? Christ alive, we hope it’s Charles Arthur. Joslyn, if you’re reading this, go out and have sex with Charles Arthur for us quickly.

Jenna Jameson’s Fighty Boyfriend Nicked For Fighting Jenna Jameson

April 27th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Ultimate fighting is a misnomer, isn’t it? We’ve seen a few matches, and it’s really just aggressive spooning.

Ultimate fighters are wimps. But, hey, at least they can allegedly knock about former porn stars quite well, so that’s something. Just look at former ultimate fighting champion Tito Ortiz – he’s been arrested on charges of domestic abuse against his girlfriend Jenna Jameson, who has been seen with her arm in a bandage since the arrest.

That all sounds fairly depressing, but let’s look on the bright side here. In Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson, it looks like the world has finally found its Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie of jumped-up professional wrestlers and women who have sex with men in exchange for cash who beat each other up a lot. See? It doesn’t seem quite as bad when you look at it like that, does it?

Jenna Jameson Spawns Twin Baby Boys

March 24th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

For millions of years, men and women have had sexy time and produced offspring in the form of children.

At some point in a woman?s life they will want to mate with their respective partner. Either they want to take a step back from everything or let their children carry on their legacy.

Former porn star Jenna Jameson finally breathed a sigh of relief this week when her twin boys escaped the womb. Obviously we expect mother and father to be ecstatically overcome with joy, but when the youngsters grow up, talks about the birds and the bees could be quite interesting.

Jenna Jameson Quits Porn

March 31st, 2009 By Paul Sorrenti

Yes, you read it right the first time single fellas and lesbians; Jenna Jameson, that great Comrade of the Cock – the Velociraptor of the Vulva – has broken off the unwritten agreement she had with your – nay, the world's – right hand.

The 34-year-old veteran made the announcement at the AVN (Adult Video News) Awards in Las Vegas on Saturday.