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Don’t Worry World, Jeff Goldblum Isn’t Dead Yet
What a crap few weeks: Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, Steven Wells, David Carradine - all dead. It's rubbish. In fact, so many celebrities have died in the last month that the title of most famous human being on the planet has now defaulted to Richard Blackwood. Richard Blackwood, for crying out loud! This world is sick. However, one celebrity who definitely isn't dead is Jeff Goldblum. We know this because Jeff Goldblum's death was reported yesterday, and Jeff Goldblum had to specifically tell the world that he definitely hadn't died. Yeah, that's right - rub everyone's noses in it, Jeff.
What a crap few weeks: Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, Steven Wells, David Carradine - all dead. It's rubbish. In fact, so many celebrities have died in the last month that the title of most famous human being on the planet has now defaulted to Richard Blackwood. Richard Blackwood, for crying out loud! This world is sick. However, one celebrity who definitely isn't dead is Jeff Goldblum. We know this because Jeff Goldblum's death was reported yesterday, and Jeff Goldblum had to specifically tell the world that he definitely hadn't died. Yeah, that's right - rub everyone's noses in it, Jeff.
