Top 25 Hollywood Hardmen They may be able to talk the talk – but can they really walk the walk? Hollywood movies are littered with so-called tough guys. But take away their stunt doubles, green screens and fake guns and what do you have left? Nic Cage? He's just a lanky streak of piss. Mel Gibson? Give me a break. Mark Wahlberg? Don't make us laugh. Tom Cruise? Now you really are taking the piss. Well, hecklerspray has come up with a list of Hollywood actors we think really could mix it with the best of them. These are Hollywood hardmen who really did live up to the name. Enjoy! And if you have a problem with our choices, we'll be waiting outside...

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