It doesn’t matter that you’re as hard as nails and have shown yourself to be quite the dancer in the background of one scene in Breakdance: The Movie, your heart can still batter you in a fight. Of course, we’re talking figuratively here about action-flick legend Jean-Claude Van Damme having a heart attack.
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They may be able to talk the talk – but can they really walk the walk?
Hollywood movies are littered with so-called tough guys. But take away their stunt doubles, green screens and fake guns and what do you have left? Nic Cage? He’s just a lanky streak of piss. Mel Gibson? Give me a break. Mark Wahlberg? Don’t make us laugh. Tom Cruise? Now you really are taking the piss.
Well, hecklerspray has come up with a list of Hollywood actors we think really could mix it with the best of them. These are Hollywood hardmen who really did live up to the name.
Enjoy! And if you have a problem with our choices, we’ll be waiting outside…
10 - We don’t want this, because it’s not like we walk down the street bellowing “BALLOON PORN!” into our phones enough as it is. But thanks for telling us about it anyway, foetus…
9 – If Skins was really an accurate representation of teenage life, then it’d actually look just like this – Best Week Ever
It doesn’t matter that you’re as hard as nails and have shown yourself to be quite the dancer in the background of one scene in Breakdance: The Movie, your heart can still batter you in a fight. Of course, we’re talking figuratively here about action-flick legend Jean-Claude Van Damme having a heart attack.
They may be able to talk the talk – but can they really walk the walk?
