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5 Celebrity Families Who Need Reality Shows

August 29th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Kim Kardashian recently announced that they were filming season 17849018 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and it really made me realize that I might finally be over keeping up with the Kardashians/Jenners. I mean, they’re still great to blog about, but show wise they’re just no fun anymore, you know?

There are way more celebrity families I’d rather be getting a BTS look at, so of course I made a list. I mean, there is no chance in hell any of these shows would happen, but a girl can dream, right?

Amber Rose Accuses Gwyneth Paltrow of Banging Jay-Z

July 26th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

You know, I had always liked Amber Rose and thought she was a smart woman. However, I’m saying this in the past tense because anyone who willing pisses off Beyonce and Jay-Z fans by purposely spreading rumors is CLEARLY dumb af.

Amber recently went on Heidi and Spencer Pratt’s podcast and–with zero evidence–claimed that longtime Bey-Z bestie, Gwyneth Paltrow, was the infamous “Becky with the good hair.” In the words of Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost, “You in danger, girl.”

Beyonce and Jay-Z Drop Joint Album

June 17th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I know this happened yesterday, but I was mega exhausted when it happened, so just let me live. Anyway, the biggest power couple that the music industry will ever see, Jay-Z and Beyonce, pulled a total Jay-Z and Beyonce by dropping a surprise joint album, thus completing their trilogy of growth.

In 2016, Beyonce dropped Lemonade, talking about her personal experiences with her relationship with Jay. In 2017, Jay dropped 4:44 to discuss his side of their relationship, now in 2018, they dropped Everything is Love, their joint album to let us know how they’re all good now.

Beyonce Finally Shows Us Her Damn Kids

June 7th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Beyonce is Beyonce, which means early last year she went all extra by posting that dramatic floral arrangement/lingerie pic to announce she was pregnant with twins. Then when the twins were a couple of months old, she went all extra again by introducing them to the world by once again doing a photoshoot with some flowers and a fancy silk curtain she used as a top.

Well, it’s been almost a damn year, and we haven’t seen or heard from those damn babies since. I was beginning to think Beyonce and Jay Z lost the damn things in one of their mansions, but then I remembered: this is Beyonce. She’ll whip them out again when she needs to be extra. Cue Beyonce and Jay Z’s On The Run II Tour visuals.

Blue Ivy Carter is So Much Richer Than Me

May 3rd, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

This past weekend, Jay Z, Beyonce, and their oldest daughter, Blue Ivy, attended the Second Annual Wearable Art Gala which benefits Jay’s Shawn Carter Foundation. During the gala, there was an art auction and Blue, who just turned six, big a whopping $19 THOUSAND on a piece.

Neither Beyonce or Jay stopped her, in fact, they all seemed to think it was absolutely adorable, and I’m pretty sure she actually won the piece in the end. So, in case you needed to feel extra poor today, Beyonce and Jay Z’s 6-year-old just bought a painting worth more than my first two cars combined.

HecklerSpray Day 17: Fantastic Year in Music

December 17th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

While 2017 saw a fuck ton of global tragedy and bullshit, it also saw one hell of a year in music! You had mega artists like Bruno Mars and Jay-Z release their best albums to date, “24K Magic” and “4:44” respectively, and you had new artists like SZA and Cardi B come out and just crush it.

We also had everyone’s favorite crybaby, Drake, release his newest album “More Life”, and while I really really liked the album, I can’t help but wonder if Drake releases a new album every single year? Like, is that a thing? Anyway…

Jay-Z Admits Listening to ‘Lemonade’ was Uncomfortable

November 30th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Jay-Z recently sat down with The New York Times and gave potentially the most personal interview of his career. He talked about growing up poor and black in America, becoming famous, his mother’s sexuality, his hopes for his children, his relationship with Kanye West, and, of course, his marriage to Beyonce.

In the interview, Jay finally admitted the obvious: he cheated on Beyonce. And while they both worked through it and made the best albums of their careers–Lemonade and 4:44–listening to each other’s music about Jay’s wandering dick wasn’t exactly comfortable. Shocker, I know.

Jay-Z Finally Addresses Issues With Kanye West and Solange

August 21st, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

As you may or may not remember, not long before Kanye West had a meltdown and went in hospital last year, he went on an onstage rant about his pals Beyoncé and Jay-Z, claiming that Bey wouldn’t perform at the MTV awards if she didn’t win video of the year, and complaining that North had never played with Blue.

Jay-Z alludes to Kanye’s rant on his new album 4:44, but in an interview with Rap Radar the mogul finally addresses what Kanye said AND discussed that infamous elevator fight with Solange. Homie is trying to sell this album HARD.

Jay-Z Compares Chris Martin to Shakespeare

August 2nd, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Jay-Z greets Coldplay’s Chris Martin as they arrive at the 51st annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles February 8, 2009. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok (UNITED STATES)

I wish I could have put an eye roll emoji at the end of that title, but alas, our technology has not yet advanced that far. As you may or may not know, Jay-Z and Beyoncé are super good friends with Chris Martin and his pretentious af ex-wife, Gwyneth Paltrow. It sounds weird, I know.

Both couples have consistently tongued the others’ asshole via the media with constant praise, and Jay-Z decided to take it a step further this week by comparing Chris Martin to William Shakespeare. Yeah…ok.

Beyoncé Has Finally Revealed an Image of the Twin Messiahs

July 14th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

One month ago, after having the shortest pregnant on the fucking planet, Beyoncé unleashed twin Messiah’s Sir (ugh) and Rumi (meh?) from her sacred, golden womb. No one has heard or seen much of Queen Bey since…until now!

Beyoncé decided to show off her twins in the most Beyoncé way possible, releasing their first image (seen above) on her Instagram account. If you’re wondering if that’s the same floral arrangement she used for her Instagram pregnancy reveal pic, I do believe it is. Who knew Beyoncé was such a cheap bitch?