Jay Leno is famed for his strong work ethic. And his inordinately large chin. And his basic inability to be funny.

But for now, let’s concentrate on his strong work ethic. Jay Leno never calls in sick, which is why it was such a surprise yesterday when he cancelled an episode of his show to go to hospital. Nobody is saying exactly what’s wrong with Jay Leno, but it’s thought that he was hospitalised by Madonna as revenge for throwing her off his back last weekend.

Because, you see, Jay Leno looks a bit like a horse. If you squint.