Articles tagged with: jay leno
Kanye West To Go Away And Jolly Well Think About What He’s Done
Kanye West has already apologised once for hopping onstage at the MTV VMAs and stamping on Taylor Swift's heart. But that's not enough. Because, as we all know, an apology isn't really an apology if it's bellowed across the internet, peppered with several thousand exclamation marks and features the word 'BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!!' or any related forms thereof. Which is why Kanye West apologised again on TV last night. If fact, Kanye West announced that because of his VMA behaviour, he's going to "take some time off and analyse... how I'm going to improve". So that's the last we'll see of him, then.
Kanye West has already apologised once for hopping onstage at the MTV VMAs and stamping on Taylor Swift's heart. But that's not enough. Because, as we all know, an apology isn't really an apology if it's bellowed across the internet, peppered with several thousand exclamation marks and features the word 'BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!!' or any related forms thereof. Which is why Kanye West apologised again on TV last night. If fact, Kanye West announced that because of his VMA behaviour, he's going to "take some time off and analyse... how I'm going to improve". So that's the last we'll see of him, then.
Mel Gibson Explains Why He Can’t Keep It In His Sodding Pants
Have you heard the news? Mel Gibson has got his new girlfriend pregnant! Wait, you had heard the news? You'd heard the news because it's been widely known for weeks? Fine. But have you heard the news of Mel Gibson's impending fatherhood as told by a jittery, shifty-looking middle-aged man who looks as if he harbours several controversial beliefs regarding the Jewish faith? You haven't? Good, because Mel Gibson did all of that himself on Jay Leno last night. And the truth is that Mel Gibson got her pregnant and soon he'll be a dad again. And that's it. Ta-daaaah!
Have you heard the news? Mel Gibson has got his new girlfriend pregnant! Wait, you had heard the news? You'd heard the news because it's been widely known for weeks? Fine. But have you heard the news of Mel Gibson's impending fatherhood as told by a jittery, shifty-looking middle-aged man who looks as if he harbours several controversial beliefs regarding the Jewish faith? You haven't? Good, because Mel Gibson did all of that himself on Jay Leno last night. And the truth is that Mel Gibson got her pregnant and soon he'll be a dad again. And that's it. Ta-daaaah!
Shocking News: Jay Leno Gets Slightly Poorly
Jay Leno is famed for his strong work ethic. And his inordinately large chin. And his basic inability to be funny. But for now, let's concentrate on his strong work ethic. Jay Leno never calls in sick, which is why it was such a surprise yesterday when he cancelled an episode of his show to go to hospital. Nobody is saying exactly what's wrong with Jay Leno, but it's thought that he was hospitalised by Madonna as revenge for throwing her off his back last weekend. Because, you see, Jay Leno looks a bit like a horse. If you squint.
Jay Leno is famed for his strong work ethic. And his inordinately large chin. And his basic inability to be funny. But for now, let's concentrate on his strong work ethic. Jay Leno never calls in sick, which is why it was such a surprise yesterday when he cancelled an episode of his show to go to hospital. Nobody is saying exactly what's wrong with Jay Leno, but it's thought that he was hospitalised by Madonna as revenge for throwing her off his back last weekend. Because, you see, Jay Leno looks a bit like a horse. If you squint.
WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 22 April 2009
10 - Will Smith doesn't die enough: fact - Premiere 9 - Guess what Samuel L Jackson's TV edit of his famous Snakes On A Plane line is. Guess a million times. You'll still be wrong - Bestweekever 8 - A bunch of celebrity photos that are odd, to say the least - PopEater 7 - Harry Potter: now with Hermione in an uncomfortably sexy dress - Popsugar
Jay Leno Bangs On About His Confusing New Show
If you're a fan of smug, unfunny comedy but you go to bed quite early, Jay Leno's new 10pm NBC show must feel like a godsend. A whole hour of Jay Leno telling reheated 12-year-old Bill Clinton jokes at a time that even allows the elderly to be somewhat nonplussed by it? Brilliant! But what's the show going to be like? Well, according to Jay Leno himself, it'll be just like his old show but with more 'stunts'. And stunt number one? Seeing how quickly he can send Conan O'Brien into the depths of gibbering impotent psychosis. We imagine.
If you're a fan of smug, unfunny comedy but you go to bed quite early, Jay Leno's new 10pm NBC show must feel like a godsend. A whole hour of Jay Leno telling reheated 12-year-old Bill Clinton jokes at a time that even allows the elderly to be somewhat nonplussed by it? Brilliant! But what's the show going to be like? Well, according to Jay Leno himself, it'll be just like his old show but with more 'stunts'. And stunt number one? Seeing how quickly he can send Conan O'Brien into the depths of gibbering impotent psychosis. We imagine.
What’s Jay Leno’s New Show? Why, It’s Jay Leno’s Old Show
In May, Jay Leno was due to retire from TV and spend his days droning witlessly about cars and getting chin massages. But that was never actually going to be the case. There's such a dearth of middle-aged male millionaires who aren't as funny as they think they are on TV right now that Jay Leno was never going to stay retired for long. And now we know what Jay Leno's next show will be - it's his old show, basically - on the same network, in the same studio and broadcast 90 minutes earlier so even more people can get contaminated by watch it.
In May, Jay Leno was due to retire from TV and spend his days droning witlessly about cars and getting chin massages. But that was never actually going to be the case. There's such a dearth of middle-aged male millionaires who aren't as funny as they think they are on TV right now that Jay Leno was never going to stay retired for long. And now we know what Jay Leno's next show will be - it's his old show, basically - on the same network, in the same studio and broadcast 90 minutes earlier so even more people can get contaminated by watch it.
Hecklerspray Oddities: Jim Carrey As Jay Leno
The early '90s, eh? Who can forget those heady days of Global Hypercolour t-shirts, Monster In My Pocket collectible figurines and Channel 4's Red Light Zone? Jesus - who on Earth can forget Channel 4's Red Light Zone? Certainly not anyone who was entering adolescence and had a portable TV set in their room, that's for sure. Why are we waffling on about ...
The early '90s, eh? Who can forget those heady days of Global Hypercolour t-shirts, Monster In My Pocket collectible figurines and Channel 4's Red Light Zone? Jesus - who on Earth can forget Channel 4's Red Light Zone? Certainly not anyone who was entering adolescence and had a portable TV set in their room, that's for sure. Why are we waffling on about ...
Jay Leno Sorry For Being An Unfunny Tool
Jay Leno's crushing inability to make people laugh has long been well-known but, heavens, he's surpassed himself this time.
A few nights ago, while interviewing Ryan Phillippe on his show, Jay Leno ditched the usual question/answer format to basically goad Ryan into pulling his 'gayest face' until he threatened to walk offstage.
And now Jay Leno has apologised. He's now come to realise that mocking homosexuals in the 21st century is both outmoded and offensive and has promised that next time Ryan Phillipe comes on his show he'll only restrict himself to try and make him jump up and down for food in a loincloth like the black people do.
