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Top 20 Movie Monsters
There's nothing quite like a movie monster. No, we are not talking about Liz Hurley, Catherine Zeta Jones or Rosie O'Donnell, we are talking about hideous creatures that thrive on the weak and the unholy scent of death. Again, we are not talking about Liz Hurley, Catherine Zeta Jones or Rosie O'Donnell. Anyway, a good movie monster can add real bite (literally) to even the most mundane films.
There's nothing quite like a movie monster. No, we are not talking about Liz Hurley, Catherine Zeta Jones or Rosie O'Donnell, we are talking about hideous creatures that thrive on the weak and the unholy scent of death. Again, we are not talking about Liz Hurley, Catherine Zeta Jones or Rosie O'Donnell. Anyway, a good movie monster can add real bite (literally) to even the most mundane films.
Top 7 Least Scary Movie Monsters
"Be afraid... be very afraid." It takes more than a brooding and blunt tagline to make a menacing movie monster - ask the master of body horror David Cronenberg, who delivered the scares promised by that unforgettable phrase (actually coined by producer Mel Brooks) with his intensely gooey study of spiced human/fly metamorphic consequences in his brilliant The Fly remake. It was a world away from the tediously bad B-movie fly head and claw terror tactics of the original. But what of the creature creations which failed to hit the mark? Those unashamedly bad rubber suits that ruled the fore in the 50s, those ridiculous unscary and unreliable mechanical monsters that kept breaking down in the 70s and the even less tangible CGI cartoon creations that have been unleashed in recent times. Let us present to you seven of the worst and least scariest cinematic creations (additional wetter suggestions are, as always, most welcome)...
"Be afraid... be very afraid." It takes more than a brooding and blunt tagline to make a menacing movie monster - ask the master of body horror David Cronenberg, who delivered the scares promised by that unforgettable phrase (actually coined by producer Mel Brooks) with his intensely gooey study of spiced human/fly metamorphic consequences in his brilliant The Fly remake. It was a world away from the tediously bad B-movie fly head and claw terror tactics of the original. But what of the creature creations which failed to hit the mark? Those unashamedly bad rubber suits that ruled the fore in the 50s, those ridiculous unscary and unreliable mechanical monsters that kept breaking down in the 70s and the even less tangible CGI cartoon creations that have been unleashed in recent times. Let us present to you seven of the worst and least scariest cinematic creations (additional wetter suggestions are, as always, most welcome)...
Top 9 Jumpiest Movie Moments
Where is the satisfaction in being forced to jump out of our skins as someone or something leaps out at the least obvious moment? Why do we do it to ourselves? Is it a battle of wills between us and the director to see whether he can make you actually make you physically shit yourselves?
Or it that same impulse that when someone tells you to smell something bad, you can't help but do it? It's OK, we've all done it. Whatever the reason, some directors have certainly succeeded where others have failed by making you actually lift off out of your seat.
They can almost be measured by the sound of everyone landing. And here are the best, with video...
Why do we love being scared by movies so much?
Where is the satisfaction in being forced to jump out of our skins as someone or something leaps out at the least obvious moment? Why do we do it to ourselves? Is it a battle of wills between us and the director to see whether he can make you actually make you physically shit yourselves?
Or it that same impulse that when someone tells you to smell something bad, you can't help but do it? It's OK, we've all done it. Whatever the reason, some directors have certainly succeeded where others have failed by making you actually lift off out of your seat.
They can almost be measured by the sound of everyone landing. And here are the best, with video...
