Posts tagged as:

Jason Donovan

Strictly Come Dancing: Murder, Sequins and Jason Donovan

by Jacki Evans

A few weeks ago, Strictly came back, with a lovely bunch of has-been celebs ready to don the sequins and sexually assault professional dancers on live television. You might’ve forgotten this, because they all had to sod off for six weeks and attempt to learn how to dance. Which really, is missing a trick. They [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Strictly Come Dancing: The Sex-Pesting Begins

by Jacki Evans

Just in case the return of the X Factor had left you in any doubt as to what season it is, the gods of reality TV have decided to point out to us all that it is September, and therefore it is Christmas. And they’ve done this through the medium of celebrities in sequins grinding [...]

0 comments Read more >>>

Kylie & Jason Go On X Factor Together

by Stuart Heritage

Remember when this series of X Factor started and everyone said that the final this year would be an orgy of megastardom, topped off with the triumphant live return of Michael Jackson?

Things haven’t quite worked out that way. Instead, the special celebrity guests set to appear on Saturday’s X Factor final are Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan – a woman with an underperforming album and a man most recently seen on TV advertising prawn rings with Kerry Katona during I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. We’re going to have to invest in some lead-lined sunglasses before Saturday’s X Factor final, in case the incandescent star wattage of two people who recorded an ironic Christmas power ballad together 19 years ago burns our eyeballs into raisins.

1 comment Read more >>>

Next Entries →