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I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (USA): The Final!

August 5th, 2012 By Paul Gibson

During the First World War, soldiers would often endure days of warfare in the most atrocious conditions imaginable, and emerge from it all having gained or lost just a few yards for their team.

Which is a hideously overblown and offensively inappropriate metaphor for this year’s I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, the show that last night ended its interminable run on NBC. Who has covered themselves in glory? Who has covered themselves in shame? Who has apparently covered themselves from head-to-toe in the offcuts from a leather warehouse? (Hint: it’s not Holly, it’s not Torrie, and it’s Janice). Find out after the jump.

I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (USA): Week Two Begins

August 5th, 2012 By Paul Gibson

Yes, we had to check that, too. But it’s true: it is only Week Two and not, as we had thought, Year Eighty-Nine.

But a week can be a long time in the jungle. Especially a jungle where pubey-bearded manchild Spencer Pratt spends 19 hours out of every day arguing with mahogany-faced leatherwoman Janice Dickinson.

The big story during the past week has been Speidi’s will-they/won’t-they shenanigans. Sadly, the issue in question is not “Will they or won’t they go crazy and kill each other using a machete, a coconut and a pint of the world’s most painfully toxic snake venom?”, but the rather more mundane “Will they be allowed to re-enter the camp and inflict their self-love on us for the rest of the show, or will they be sent back to Beverley Hills with their suitcases, label-free shampoos and a terrible case of the world’s most painfully toxic jungle fever?“.

Shame.

I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (USA): The Girls

August 5th, 2012 By Paul Gibson

Day Two of the Costa Rican shenanigans, and we present to you the lady contestants.

Oh, and Janice Dickinson, who has been flung into this group in the absence of a ‘Leather Handbag’ team.

Second day, and already two people have left the show. Unsurprisingly, and happily, it was the two most irritating and juvenile little twatcans ever to darken the jungle’s doorstep. Do jungles have doorsteps? The answer, and more, after the jump.

Janice Dickinson Vs Tyra Banks: Fat Fight!

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Janice Dickinson has just spent three weeks in the jungle living off nothing but kangaroo anuses and the nervous energy that comes from listening to Christopher Biggins shriek like a schoolgirl every two seconds.

And all this has made Janice Dickinson thin. Not only that, but it's turned Janice Dickinson into a sort of fat-fairy who can twinkle into any room, wiggle her wand and declare that people are either fat or thin depending on nothing more than how she feels at any given moment in time. And, as such, Janice Dickinson has just told the world that Tyra Banks is fat on the Today show. Although Tyra Banks has yet to respond to Janice's fat claim, it's thought that she'll issue a statement by teatime declaring that Janice Dickinson lives in a cardboard box, has fleas and buys all her clothes from Asda.

That's unless she eats it first, the lardy moo.

I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Betting Odds: OK, Biggins Will Win

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is in that tricky final week slump at the moment; all the genuinely awful celebrities – the ones that are fun to watch – have gone, but it’s too early to crown Christopher Biggins the winner yet.

But what a series of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here it’s been! Full of classic I’m A Celebrity moments that people will talk about for years – like when, um, some on them sat in a van for a while and, er, the fat woman threw a semi-tantrum that lasted for about an atosecond. Ah, television gold.

But now that I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is shedding micro-celebrities with every passing day, who’s going to win? Here are the I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds for Gemma Atkinson, Cerys Matthews, Jason Brown, Janice Dickinson and Christopher Biggins, with help from Paddy Power…

I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Betting Odds: Biggins To Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Even the most hopelessly recluse televisiophobes among you will have noticed that I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is back on TV, but which hapless non-celebrity stands the biggest chance of winning this year?

It’s just as well that we’re here, isn’t it? We’ve got all the latest I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds for you right here, and even though the betting odds are deadly accurate at time of writing, we feel we should drop a few disclaimers here for the sake of transparency: 1) We can’t stand I’m A Celebrity get me Out Of Here, 2) No, really, we can’t stand it, 3) When Ant and Dec walk across that big bridge thing, we secretly wish it’d snap, 4) In our heads, we refer to I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here as I Can Hardly Be Construed As A Celebrity By Any Stretch Of The Imagination But If I Eat This Kangaroo Anus Perhaps Someone Will Give Me An Iceland Advert. In full. All the time.

So with that in mind, who’s going to win this year’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? Here are this week’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here betting odds – for all of the contestants – with help from Paddy Power…