Articles tagged with: Janet Jackson
Michael Jackson: Janet Jackson Blames It On The Doctor
It's been close to half a year, but the question still remains: what killed Michael Jackson? Was it drugs? Was it stress? Was it drugs? Was it financial strain? Or drugs? Drugs? Was it that giant dose of medical-grade anaesthetic he was given right before he died? Could that have anything to do with Michael Jackson's death? Anyone? In the end, though, it doesn't matter what we think. But it does matter what Janet Jackson thinks, because a) Michael Jackson was her brother and b) she's got a greatest hits album out that she needs to plug. And Janet Jackson is pointing the finger squarely at Michael Jackson's doctor.
It's been close to half a year, but the question still remains: what killed Michael Jackson? Was it drugs? Was it stress? Was it drugs? Was it financial strain? Or drugs? Drugs? Was it that giant dose of medical-grade anaesthetic he was given right before he died? Could that have anything to do with Michael Jackson's death? Anyone? In the end, though, it doesn't matter what we think. But it does matter what Janet Jackson thinks, because a) Michael Jackson was her brother and b) she's got a greatest hits album out that she needs to plug. And Janet Jackson is pointing the finger squarely at Michael Jackson's doctor.
The FCC Isn’t Done Discussing Janet Jackson’s Wardrobe Malfunction
The US court system is as flawed as any other. All countries have embarrassing and slightly odd laws that make no sense and court procedures that render even cut and dried cases utterly laughable. The latest inexplicable venture that has made the US courts look like a boob, is Janet Jackson's, well, boob.
The US court system is as flawed as any other. All countries have embarrassing and slightly odd laws that make no sense and court procedures that render even cut and dried cases utterly laughable. The latest inexplicable venture that has made the US courts look like a boob, is Janet Jackson's, well, boob.
Janet Jackson’s Japanese Fans Too Poor To See Her Wardrobe Malfunctioning Tour
Despite our best attempts to distance ourselves from the real world in the hope that one day Jessica Rabbit will leap out of our TV and have rampant sex with us, we have to be realistic. This is because no-one has developed a TV that can do such a thing, and also because there is some sort of financial crisis going on. Yup, everything costs more and everyone is feeling the pain. Even the simple pleasures of life are being taken away. No more so then in Japan where Janet Jackson, the tit-bearing member of the Jackson circus, has had to cancel a few shows.
Despite our best attempts to distance ourselves from the real world in the hope that one day Jessica Rabbit will leap out of our TV and have rampant sex with us, we have to be realistic. This is because no-one has developed a TV that can do such a thing, and also because there is some sort of financial crisis going on. Yup, everything costs more and everyone is feeling the pain. Even the simple pleasures of life are being taken away. No more so then in Japan where Janet Jackson, the tit-bearing member of the Jackson circus, has had to cancel a few shows.
Hello Hello, Turns Out Janet Jackson’s Poorly With Vertigo
For a few weeks the corner of the world that still cares about Janet Jackson has been asking one question - what's wrong with the woman? Janet Jackson has been cancelling swathes of concerts on her current Rock Witchu tour because of a mystery illness that suddenly took hold five minutes before a show in Canada. The fact alone that nobody would reveal the illness was a cause for consternation - but now we know. Janet Jackson has been suffering from migraine-associated vertigo. We're sure that Janet Jackson's fans are all completely sympathetic to this diagnosis - don't forget that symptoms of vertigo include nausea, vomiting and difficulty standing - all of which will be familiar to anyone who witnessed Janet Jackson pop a nork out during the Super Bowl halftime show of 2004.
For a few weeks the corner of the world that still cares about Janet Jackson has been asking one question - what's wrong with the woman? Janet Jackson has been cancelling swathes of concerts on her current Rock Witchu tour because of a mystery illness that suddenly took hold five minutes before a show in Canada. The fact alone that nobody would reveal the illness was a cause for consternation - but now we know. Janet Jackson has been suffering from migraine-associated vertigo. We're sure that Janet Jackson's fans are all completely sympathetic to this diagnosis - don't forget that symptoms of vertigo include nausea, vomiting and difficulty standing - all of which will be familiar to anyone who witnessed Janet Jackson pop a nork out during the Super Bowl halftime show of 2004.
Janet Jackson: Still Ill, Or Less Ill, Or Something
Janet Jackson's mystery illness hasn't got any less mysterious over the last 24 hours, but it might have gone away - unless it hasn't. Although Janet Jackson has left the hospital that she admitted herself to after suddenly falling ill before a concert on Monday, she's still decided to cancel upcoming concerts in Boston and Philadelphia while she recuperates. Meanwhile, the nature of Janet Jackson's illness has yet to be revealed. Did you get all that? There was a lot of complex information just there, so we'll reiterate in much simpler terms - nobody knows. Nobody knows what's been going on with Janet Jackson. And nobody cares. Nobody knows and nobody cares. And if you care you're an idiot. Idiot.
Janet Jackson's mystery illness hasn't got any less mysterious over the last 24 hours, but it might have gone away - unless it hasn't. Although Janet Jackson has left the hospital that she admitted herself to after suddenly falling ill before a concert on Monday, she's still decided to cancel upcoming concerts in Boston and Philadelphia while she recuperates. Meanwhile, the nature of Janet Jackson's illness has yet to be revealed. Did you get all that? There was a lot of complex information just there, so we'll reiterate in much simpler terms - nobody knows. Nobody knows what's been going on with Janet Jackson. And nobody cares. Nobody knows and nobody cares. And if you care you're an idiot. Idiot.
Janet Jackson Suddenly Gets Poorly, Remaining Fan Upset
If there's one thing more annoying than going to a Janet Jackson concert, it's going to a Janet Jackson concert in Canada. And if there's one thing worse than going to a Janet Jackson concert in Canada, it's getting ready to go to a Janet Jackson concert in Canada and then finding out you can't because Janet Jackson's gone and been struck by some sort of super mystery illness. Which is what happened last night, as it happened. Five minutes before the opening act of Janet Jackson's concert in Montreal was set to take the stage, Janet 'suddenly fell ill' and had to go to hospital. Nobody would say what illness Janet Jackson had, although it's thought to be the rare Nogoodalbumsfortwodecades Syndrome. Or it might be something serious, in which case - whoops.
If there's one thing more annoying than going to a Janet Jackson concert, it's going to a Janet Jackson concert in Canada. And if there's one thing worse than going to a Janet Jackson concert in Canada, it's getting ready to go to a Janet Jackson concert in Canada and then finding out you can't because Janet Jackson's gone and been struck by some sort of super mystery illness. Which is what happened last night, as it happened. Five minutes before the opening act of Janet Jackson's concert in Montreal was set to take the stage, Janet 'suddenly fell ill' and had to go to hospital. Nobody would say what illness Janet Jackson had, although it's thought to be the rare Nogoodalbumsfortwodecades Syndrome. Or it might be something serious, in which case - whoops.
Janet Jackson Launches Own Line Of Wardrobe Malfunctioning Lingerie
The name Jackson has shifted meanings quite dramatically over the last few decades. In the seventies you’d know the Jacksons as that annoying bunch of kids whose songs were more infectious then the Ebola virus, while the eighties and early nineties saw Michael Jackson pull away and gain success on his own. Sadly MJ knackered things up towards the end of the nineties with “botched surgery†plaguing the Jackson name. Then at the turn of the millennium, things got worse as the tags “dodgy alleged child molesterâ€, “rubber masked mo' fo'†and “strange reality show contestant†were thrown around.
The name Jackson has shifted meanings quite dramatically over the last few decades. In the seventies you’d know the Jacksons as that annoying bunch of kids whose songs were more infectious then the Ebola virus, while the eighties and early nineties saw Michael Jackson pull away and gain success on his own. Sadly MJ knackered things up towards the end of the nineties with “botched surgery†plaguing the Jackson name. Then at the turn of the millennium, things got worse as the tags “dodgy alleged child molesterâ€, “rubber masked mo' fo'†and “strange reality show contestant†were thrown around.
Janet Jackson Demands Babies Instantly
Janet Jackson's job basically involves muttering about how sexy she is to nobody in particular in a vaguely constipated way, which must get boring.
So thank heavens that Janet Jackson has finally got broody - she wants a baby so badly that it's all she can do not to dress up as a nurse and snatch one from a maternity ward somewhere.
That's according to Janet's boyfriend Jermaine Dupri, anyway. He says that Janet is so desperate for babies that they're going to try for one the instant she finishes her upcoming tour. But why wait? if Janet Jackson wants a baby that badly she should throw caution to the wind and just cancel her shows. The fans won't mind - if they're Janet Jackson fans they'll have grown used to the crushing feeling of disappointment anyway.
