Jamie Lynne Spears’ Fetus Now A Baby

This time a year ago, Jamie Lynn Spears was an innocent girl with her whole life wonderfully ahead of her.

She was skinny and popular, she had her own TV show, and more importantly she probably had no idea what her boyfriends winky-woo could have possibly looked like.

Fast forward to now & she's seen it up close. She's likely learned much about the male anatomy - including maybe penal-width & length averages in various countries and also maybe how to untangle a man's special-hairs from his pants zipper. That had happened to us twice by her age - it's actually quite common. We were like a dolphin caught in cruel Japanese fishing nets.

Oh - another difference for her from right now to this-time last year is that little Spears has just become an official mother. They cut her open and let Simba's monkey lift the baby up for all to see.

The giraffes, reportedly, were unimpressed