The shock pregnancy of 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears has shocked all kinds of reactions of people, be it sadness, anger or – in the case of all grubby old men – vaguely muttered sexual arousal.
But Jamie Lynn Spears needs support in this difficult time, and who better to give it to her than everyone’s favourite overbearing soul diva with ideas half a notch above her station Mary J Blige. While the rest of the world tuts in disapproval and mumbles things like “terrible parenting,” “statutory rape” and – in the case of all grubby old men – “haven’t you been a dirty girl?” Mary J Blige is there for Jamie Lynn Spears, snapping her fingers, popping her neck and representing for the sisterhood so hard that it looks like she’s having some kind of bloody seizure.
‘. It’s hard to know how Jamie Lynn Spears will react to such a poignant display of heartbreak, although experts are guessing it’ll either be :’( or depending on how heavily the hormones are kicking in.
