If anyone is still playing the ‘which member of the Spears family is most troubled’ game, we have news.
No, it’s not about Britney. She hasn’t gone bald again or lost all of her knickers. She hasn’t got married to a fat dancer or got into a screaming match with a hatstand. She hasn’t started dating a paparazzo or written a blog in Esperanto about how she’s made of moonbeams and unicorn tears. It’s about Jamie Lynn Spears.
Apparently Jamie Lynn Spears has split up with the father of her baby and moved onto a new man who’s ten years older than her. Which, by our calculations, makes him about 13. Because Jamie Lynn Spears is very young, you see. Get it? Anyone? No?