When hecklerspray’s sister had a kid we thought that although it was still a beautiful thing, it was a bit different because she gave birth out of her mouth.
She thought it was food poisoning – then suddenly ‘plop,’ there’s junior puked up in the toilet bowl. Lucky for everyone involved she recognized him as a baby in desperate-need of nurturing before she reached for the silver lever. It was a wonderful day we’ll not soon forget.
Britney Spears is about to have the exact same experience. She’s flown home to Louisiana to be with Jamie Lynn while she exorcises a baby from the general area of her ovum.
