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This Just In: Jennifer Love Hewitt Is A Genuinely Terrible Girlfriend

June 4th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Love Hewitt engaged, Jamie KennedyDo you hear that noise? That loud, regular, cracking noise that sounds like a constant 21-gun salute? You do?

Turns out that’s Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s biological clock. Loud, huh? So loud, in fact, that it appears to have sent Jennifer Love Hewitt a bit berserk. You see, Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t married yet. Or engaged. But all that’s going to change, yes sirree.

Jennifer Love Hewitt says that if her boyfriend hasn’t proposed to her in a year, there’ll be ‘a situation’. Save the date, kids – June 4 2010 is the date Jennifer Love Hewitt officially becomes a gnarled old spinster. Fun!

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Scream 4 Coming, Says Son Of The Mask

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

It’s been eight years since Scream 3 was released, and those have been eight of the happiest years of our life.

Seriously, 96 consecutive months without being infuriated by David Arquette, worrying about the threat of a sudden Matthew Lillard cameo or bothering to remember that Liev Schreiber even exists. Yes, a world without Scream is a happy world indeed.

But don’t get too cosy, because there’s a Scream 4 on the way. There definitely is. Definitely. We know this because Jamie Kennedy, star of Dinotopia: Quest for the Ruby Sunstone, seems to be under the vague impression that there might be. Still, that’s enough to give us the right old bloody hump for the day. For a change.

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