Articles tagged with: Jamie Foxx
American Idol: Adam Lambert Is A Good Swimmer Or Something
Guess what happened on American Idol last night. Everyone sang songs. And Adam Lambert sang the best song. Shocking. Oh, wait. No. We meant massively predictable. But still, even though we all know who's going to win American Idol but still have to suffer through everyone else lumbering cluelessly through songs they've clearly never heard before, at least the judges can mix things up. During last night's American Idol Ratpack Night, Paula Abdul told Adam Lambert that he was 'Michael Phelps'. Or an 'eyeball whelk'. Or 'my heel yelps'. Honestly, who knows what that bloody woman was babbling on about.
Guess what happened on American Idol last night. Everyone sang songs. And Adam Lambert sang the best song. Shocking. Oh, wait. No. We meant massively predictable. But still, even though we all know who's going to win American Idol but still have to suffer through everyone else lumbering cluelessly through songs they've clearly never heard before, at least the judges can mix things up. During last night's American Idol Ratpack Night, Paula Abdul told Adam Lambert that he was 'Michael Phelps'. Or an 'eyeball whelk'. Or 'my heel yelps'. Honestly, who knows what that bloody woman was babbling on about.
Jamie Foxx Achey-Breaks Billy Ray Cyrus’ Heart
When Jamie Foxx said that he wanted Miley Cyrus to catch Chlamydia from a bike, he messed with the wrong dude. Or the right dude. He messed with Billy Ray Cyrus. And now Billy Ray Cyrus wants blood. "It was hurtful," he said, before adding "If anyone is going to turn Miley Cyrus into a disease-ridden drug addict it'll be me and my relentless desire to piggyback vicariously on her wealth and fame regardless of the cost. Not Jamie Foxx. ME!" Just to clear that up, Billy Ray Cyrus didn't actually say that last bit. He probably thought it, though.
When Jamie Foxx said that he wanted Miley Cyrus to catch Chlamydia from a bike, he messed with the wrong dude. Or the right dude. He messed with Billy Ray Cyrus. And now Billy Ray Cyrus wants blood. "It was hurtful," he said, before adding "If anyone is going to turn Miley Cyrus into a disease-ridden drug addict it'll be me and my relentless desire to piggyback vicariously on her wealth and fame regardless of the cost. Not Jamie Foxx. ME!" Just to clear that up, Billy Ray Cyrus didn't actually say that last bit. He probably thought it, though.
Jamie Foxx No Longer Wishes Miley Cyrus Had Chlamydia
Jamie Foxx is a comedian. No, really, he is. He's a comedian. That's why The Soloist is such a laugh-riot. He's a comedian. You know what that means. Sometimes Jamie Foxx has been known to push the boundaries of taste. Maybe he'll make an off-colour remark here, or embark upon an entire offensive movie career there. And that's because Jamie Foxx is a comedian. It's what he does. But there's a line. And that line is roughly located right before you suggest that Miley Cyrus should become a lesbian crack addict, if Jamie's grovelling apology is anything to go by.
Jamie Foxx is a comedian. No, really, he is. He's a comedian. That's why The Soloist is such a laugh-riot. He's a comedian. You know what that means. Sometimes Jamie Foxx has been known to push the boundaries of taste. Maybe he'll make an off-colour remark here, or embark upon an entire offensive movie career there. And that's because Jamie Foxx is a comedian. It's what he does. But there's a line. And that line is roughly located right before you suggest that Miley Cyrus should become a lesbian crack addict, if Jamie's grovelling apology is anything to go by.
Jamie Foxx Outfoxes Foxy Intruder In Non-Scripted Foxy Death-Fight
Well right off, let us just tell you that the title up there has probably misled you a little. Sure, Jamie Foxx did recently fend off an intruder in his own hotel room recently, but sources have since indicated it was his Nanna. And now just let us tell you that the above paragraph may have misled you as well. Although Foxx did have to push an intruder out of his hotel door, we're told it was more of a stalker-type relationship than an actual blood relative. Also nobody died, and nobody was foxy.
Well right off, let us just tell you that the title up there has probably misled you a little. Sure, Jamie Foxx did recently fend off an intruder in his own hotel room recently, but sources have since indicated it was his Nanna. And now just let us tell you that the above paragraph may have misled you as well. Although Foxx did have to push an intruder out of his hotel door, we're told it was more of a stalker-type relationship than an actual blood relative. Also nobody died, and nobody was foxy.
