Articles tagged with: Jamie
Britney Spears’ Dad To Control Her Stuff Until The End Of Time
Britney Spears has it all - like a number one single and a body that doesn't look like the product of a lifetime devotion to maize snacks. Except she doesn't. Britney Spears doesn't have it all at all - to be more accurate, Britney Spears' dad has it all. As her conservator, Jamie Spears gets to control all of Britney's assets until she's properly recovered from her numerous psychiatric problems. And, thanks to a court hearing yesterday, we know exactly when that date will come. Never. Britney Spears is never going to be well enough to look after herself, because Jamie Spears has just had his conservatorship extended indefinitely. He'll only lose control of Britney Spears' assets when Britney herself requests it to be lifted. But, since filing a legal request requires more than repeating the word 'womanizer' 40 times in a row like a nightmarish robot chant, we wouldn't hold our breath for that to happen any time soon.
Britney Spears has it all - like a number one single and a body that doesn't look like the product of a lifetime devotion to maize snacks. Except she doesn't. Britney Spears doesn't have it all at all - to be more accurate, Britney Spears' dad has it all. As her conservator, Jamie Spears gets to control all of Britney's assets until she's properly recovered from her numerous psychiatric problems. And, thanks to a court hearing yesterday, we know exactly when that date will come. Never. Britney Spears is never going to be well enough to look after herself, because Jamie Spears has just had his conservatorship extended indefinitely. He'll only lose control of Britney Spears' assets when Britney herself requests it to be lifted. But, since filing a legal request requires more than repeating the word 'womanizer' 40 times in a row like a nightmarish robot chant, we wouldn't hold our breath for that to happen any time soon.
Britney Spears: You’re Not Free ’til 2009
Another day, another wonderful look into the personal life of a fame casualty. Well, we say 'a', we should really say 'the' fame casualty. Yes folks, it's Britney Watch day 35,598 - what's going to happen?! Not much really, but still - the conservatorship that has been in place since February of this year has been extended for another five months. Meaning what, exactly? Well, that daddy gets to tell little Miss Spears what to do, how to do it and how to spend her money until the end of the year, as well as being in control of, well - everything. And we bet he's loving every second of it.
Another day, another wonderful look into the personal life of a fame casualty. Well, we say 'a', we should really say 'the' fame casualty. Yes folks, it's Britney Watch day 35,598 - what's going to happen?! Not much really, but still - the conservatorship that has been in place since February of this year has been extended for another five months. Meaning what, exactly? Well, that daddy gets to tell little Miss Spears what to do, how to do it and how to spend her money until the end of the year, as well as being in control of, well - everything. And we bet he's loving every second of it.
Heather Mills finds Non-Saggy, Non-Geriatric Biped to Tolerate Her
You know when you fill out a job application and you have to answer questions like: 'Have you ever been convicted of a crime?'; 'Would you be willing to submit to random drug testing?'; and 'Would you be willing to feign attraction to a volatile, squeaky-voiced woman with three remaining limbs who will likely take her drawers off to get you not to eat meat?'
No one ever thinks that last one is for real, so the answer is always ‘yes’. But, a poor hotel worker man has to look that question square in the face now that he is dating Heather Mills, and she’s rather delighted about it all.
Yay! It’s a rare night when we aren’t tossing in turmoil over Heather Mills’ happiness.
