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10 Actors Who Should Really Play James Bond

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Over the years, a lot of hunky dudes have played James Bond. Sometimes it’s campy, sometimes it’s dark, but Bond is always fun and always a badass. The super hunky, Daniel Craig, has been doing a great job playing Bond for the past few years, but I kind of feel like he’s done all that he can with the franchise.

So, if they’re going to keep going with Bond (which of course they will as it’s the franchise that will never die), here are 10 actors who I think could really add some pizazz to the character. Yes, I said “pizazz”, but, to be fair, I recently watched an episode of “Jem and the Holograms” soooo….

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Tom Hardy To Make a Billion Panties Drop as James Bond

September 18th, 2013 By Natalia Kemble

Though Daniel Craig is still alive and well and will continue his double life as 007 in the next two James Bond movies, rumors have been going around this week that Tom Hardy will take over once Craig steps down from the martini throne.

“Tom is right at the top of the wish list. He’s been approached to gauge his interest and he’s keen,” an anonymous source reported. If it’s true, great! I love Tom Hardy. He’s a talented actor with very nice lips. I’m sure he’d do a bang-up job, and I can totally see him doing the whole “Bond… James Bond” thing in his Bane voice. (Do they actually still say that? I’ve only ever seen?Skyfall…)

James Bond Product Placement is Becoming Crass and Ridiculous

November 1st, 2012 By Chris Starr

Product placement has become the bane of moviegoers lives. Nowadays you’re never sure if what you’re seeing is the choice of the director, or of the producer or the marketing girl named Joan who’s managed to wangle a deal with Motorola to make sure that the movie star’s mobile phone is provided by the company.

Sadly, that’s how our world is nowadays. We’re supercapitalist in every way, even if it means compromising the quality of movies. And James Bond is no different.

Daniel Craig’s Shitty Movie Roles Before He Was James Bond

October 25th, 2012 By Chris Starr

Behind every superstar Hollywood A-lister like Daniel Craig is a long history of embarrassing foot ointment commercials and bit parts in soap operas. We all have to start somewhere, and for practically everyone bar the Harry Potter cast, that somewhere is at the bottom of the heap.

When you first break into the movie industry, it’s very rarely as a main starring role. More often it’s the lifeless corpse being peed on by the main character’s wacky hobo sidekick or something. Even to get to that stage you have to be ‘innocent bystander #17’ in an episode of Midsomer Murders.

Bob Holness Dies, Leaving Us With One Less Good Guy

January 6th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

One of goodest of the good guys, Bob Holness, has died today aged 83, according to his family. Basically, one of the few men united by everyone else’s wish to have him as their grandfather, has finally gone and left us.

Shame.

Of course, Bob will be best remembered for his role as the kindly quizmaster on the mighty Blockbusters TV series, but there’s was more to our Bob than simply being nice to students in Joe Bloggs jeans.

Daniel Craig Probably Won?t Be Inviting The Kardashians Round Anytime Soon

November 30th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Daniel Craig is James Bond. You know that. Everyone knows that. He won’t be remembered for anything other than his James Bondiness and walking out of the sea with his little trunks on. Not a bad CV all told.

Unlike a lot of celebrity types, Daniel Craig doesn't flaunt his fame and attempts to maintain something of an ordinary private life. This is a universe away from the Kardashian family who prefer to tip off the paparazzi about their every movement and whatnot (presumably at least).

It seems the behaviour of the American socialites has got on 007s wick. During an interview with GQ, he picked on Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, for essentially pimping out their lives. He even used rude words to describe the sisters, making him more likeable to us.

Javier Bardem: Best Bond Villian Ever?

October 13th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

A James Bond film is maked or breaked on the villain that is cast. Get the baddie right and everything else should fall into place. Alas, there’s been a few lousy nemeses in recent years, with Bond dispatching lamos like there’s no tomorrow.

However, that’s all about to change.

That’s because, in the next Bond flick (as yet untitled), we’re going to be treated to Javier Bardem and he’s a real deal bad-ass. Could it be that we’re about to get the best Bond villain ever?

Top 10 Bond Movie Theme Songs

September 20th, 2012 By Robin Darke

With the news that Adele (her again!) is like, totes, going to write and release the theme for the new Bond film, us handsome devils at hecklerspray are going to take a look at the Top Ten Bond themes.

So get comfy, pour yourself a drink and get ready to agree with every single one of our choices.

Right?

Denise Richards Would Marry Charlie Sheen All Over Again To Stop People Forgetting About Her

August 24th, 2011 By Michael Park

Denise Richards is a bit of a card, isn’t she? She’s been beaten, humiliated, stunned, stalked and shattered by the ongoing revelations about ex-husband Charlie “He’s Actually An Estevez” Sheen but admits that,?despite their nasty break-up and custody battle – she’d marry the tiresome bell-end all over again.

It is thought that Richards has become so terrified of slipping into obscurity that she has actually considered taking on a completely fictional split-personality; just like her ex-husband.

When asked what this second identity might be, a source close to the star merely shrugged his shoulders and asked who she was. He had never heard of her. All the more reason to do get working on Denise Richards 2: Attack of Denise Richards.

Top 10 James Bond Parodies

August 15th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hey! Have you heard the news that Mike Myers has pretty much signed up to star in a fourth Austin Powers film? We’re legally obliged to say ‘Groovy baby’ here or someone from a big Hollywood studio will leak our sex tape.

The Commie bastards.

Anyway, Myers isn’t the first person to rip-off Bond in the movies. Far from it! In fact, Bond is probably the most aped person in cinema history (don’t argue – we haven’t really thought about it and don’t rightly care). So what else is there? Well, let us just put it this way, in comparison to some Bond spoofs, Austin Powers almost looks like a documentary about spies.