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Justin Bieber & Jaden Smith, Never Say Never – Video Decoded

by Stuart Heritage on June 2, 2010 13 Comments

Good on you Hollywood. You could have just done a remake of The Karate Kid, but that wouldn’t be awful enough.

Oh no. You had to let Will Smith‘s son be in it. But that wouldn’t have been awful enough either, would it? So you had to let Justin Bieber do the theme-tune, didn’t you? But then even that wouldn’t have quite been awful enough either, would it? That’s why you had to let Will Smith’s son do a rap in it.

That’s right – the Jaden Smith-starring Karate Kid remake has a Justin Bieber theme-tune that Jaden Smith raps on. And we’ve got the video to this Justin Bieber/ Jaden Smith catastrophe, entitled Never Say Never, after the jump. Proceed with maximum caution…

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Jada Pinkett Smith To Be The New Karate Kid Or Something

by Shawn Lindseth on November 12, 2008 1 Comment

Years ago, when the brains behind the Karate Kid movies decided it’d be a fine idea to just replace Ralph Macchio with Hilary Swank and see what happens, well that was the moment our childhood ended.

Up until then our chief method for falling asleep at night was to lay there with our eyes closed and sweetly picture Daniel-san kicking Johnny in the teeth. After that we’d always picture him arm-whipping the bad guy from Okinawa to death, and after that we always pictured him literally biting the head off of whoever was the bad guy in Karate Kid III.

That’s not actually how the third one ended, likely due to faulty scriptwriting.

But if you thought it was bad when swank donned Mr. Miagi‘s karate school patch, well it’s about to get worse. Will Smith‘s kid – whatever his name is – is all set to star in a Karate Kid remake. We don’t know, maybe we’ll try falling asleep to the mental imagery of that little kid beating people up… but that seems like a pretty slippery slope if you catch our meaning.

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Years ago, when the brains behind the Karate Kid movies decided it'd be a fine idea to just replace Ralph Macchio with Hilary Swank and see what happens, well that was the moment our childhood ended. Up until then our chief method for falling asleep at night was to lay there with our eyes closed and sweetly picture Daniel-san kicking Johnny in the teeth. After that we'd always picture him arm-whipping the bad guy from Okinawa to death, and after that we always pictured him literally biting the head off of whoever was the bad guy in Karate Kid III. That's not actually how the third one ended, likely due to faulty scriptwriting. But if you thought it was bad when swank donned Mr. Miagi's karate school patch, well it's about to get worse. Will Smith's kid - whatever his name is - is all set to star in a Karate Kid remake. We don't know, maybe we'll try falling asleep to the mental imagery of that little kid beating people up... but that seems like a pretty slippery slope if you catch our meaning.