Articles tagged with: Jade Ewen
Behold! The Hecklerspray Eurovision 2009 Liveblog!
Here it is, the moment literally nobody on Earth has been waiting for - the Eurovision Song Contest 2009. This year, Eurovision is coming all the way from Moscow. We're not, by the way. We're sitting on a sofa in what appears to be a US military-approved stress position hammering away on a grossly underpowered laptop. But that's beside the point. Can the UK win Eurovision this year? No. No we can't. But join us back here at 8pm so we can all watch the spectacular failure together. The liveblog's ready for you after the jump, incidentally. What are you waiting for?
Here it is, the moment literally nobody on Earth has been waiting for - the Eurovision Song Contest 2009. This year, Eurovision is coming all the way from Moscow. We're not, by the way. We're sitting on a sofa in what appears to be a US military-approved stress position hammering away on a grossly underpowered laptop. But that's beside the point. Can the UK win Eurovision this year? No. No we can't. But join us back here at 8pm so we can all watch the spectacular failure together. The liveblog's ready for you after the jump, incidentally. What are you waiting for?
Eurovision 2009: Jade Ewen, UK
So this is it. It's been a while - a bit too much of a while, according to our weakened mindstate - but we've finally profiled all but one of the Eurovision entries this year. That leaves us with just one to do - for some poxy little island called 'the UK' - before our great big Eurovision 2009 liveblog. Tomorrow evening, at 8pm, we're going to be liveblogging the arse off the Eurovision Song Contest, either until it finishes or until we have a stress-related nosebleed. Don't bet against the latter. Anyway, our point is this - be there. So, finally, here is the Eurovision 2009 profile for Jade Ewen from the UK...
So this is it. It's been a while - a bit too much of a while, according to our weakened mindstate - but we've finally profiled all but one of the Eurovision entries this year. That leaves us with just one to do - for some poxy little island called 'the UK' - before our great big Eurovision 2009 liveblog. Tomorrow evening, at 8pm, we're going to be liveblogging the arse off the Eurovision Song Contest, either until it finishes or until we have a stress-related nosebleed. Don't bet against the latter. Anyway, our point is this - be there. So, finally, here is the Eurovision 2009 profile for Jade Ewen from the UK...
